Wario Teaches Typing - Happy New Year 2025

[Baker Man]

Basically, the Christmas special is being finished by Oh Boi on Sunday, so it won't be finished in time for New Year, so I will be writing a New Year's special
Har/Con: December 31st, 2024, 5 PM, New Year's Eve is upon us, and only 7 hours until 2025.
L: I'm so excited Harris/Conor, I can't wait, I could just-
Insert sounds of Lucy excitedly squealing and hugging Harris/Conor tight
M: My resolution is just-
L: SHHH! Your resolution won't come true if you say it before midnight.
M: I was just gonna say it's to just not die.
L: Oh, ok then.
Av: Guys shut up Wario's sending a voice message, let's hear it.
W: Hello everyone, it's-a me, Wario! Tonight, as you may know, is New Year's Eve, and that means a party. There will be champagne (or seltzer for the kiddies who can't have alcohol), snacks, music and games. Nothing really to bring your own of, but hey, it's great if you DO bring something. Thankfully, this one will just be a calm New Year's Eve party with no major twists like the Christmas party. See you in a few hours!
Av: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's get dressed and go.
M: Alright, I'm going to shower, shave, and-
L: Wait don't say it.
M: I was gonna say get dressed, what did you think- oh.
Har/Con: I can just go now actually.
L: Let me get on a nice pink dress.
Av: I'll put my clothes through the wash and then take a shower. While we do that, let's cut to someone else. Other me, take it away.
OB: It's almost 2025, that's insane.
BM: Yeah, I just wish we were able to work on our project more, and it's a shame Dabbit hasn't been able to either (that last part is just if it's Dabbit and not Sulphuric Acid).
OB: Yeah, that is a shame, but we shall press on.
Sh: Hey guys, what are you up to?
OB: Talking about how 2025 is less than a whole day away.
BM: Let me put that into perspective for you. This is the last day of the first half of the decade, the last day of the first quarter of the century. Disregard this of course if you think the change in decades/centuries is on the year with 1 in the ones place instead of 0.
Sh: That's, wow.
DDM/SA: I know, right?
OB: Wait, Wario sent a voice message.
They listen to Wario's voice message
OB: Alright, let's go.
Meanwhile
S: Hey Tails, you goin to Wario's party?
T: Yeah. I think there's someone else we should invite though, you have some company.
S: Really? Who?

 

[Baker Man]

?: Hey bro, happy New Year.
S: That voice sounds familiar, but a bit different. Is that you Manic?
Manic: Hell yeah dude!
S: BRO! Dude I missed you guys so much.
The two brothers hug
S: Wait a second, where is...
Man: Oh, her flight got delayed.
S: Oh ok.
Knuckles walks in
KN: Hey Sonic, Tails we gotta get ready for the- HOLY SHIT!
Man: Wait, Knux? Long time no see man.
KN: Hey, uhhh...
Man: Manic.
KN: Right, sorry it's just been so long since we last met.
Man: It's cool dude. And who's this little guy, I don't think we've ever met.
T: My name's Miles Prower, but you can call me Tails.
Man: We just talked earlier before Sonic got here, I'm surprised we haven't introduced each other.
T: Yeah.
C: Hi Sonic, hi Tails, hi Knuckles, Who's this?
Man: The name's Manic, kid. I'm Sonic's brother.
C: You have a brother?
S: And a sister, but her flight was delayed.
C: Cool, I can't wait to meet her.
S: Trust me, these two will love you.
C: I'm sure I'll like them too
Man: What's your name, plant girl?
C: My name's Cosmo.
Man: Nice to meet ya. The two of you are just adorable.
T+C: Us?
Man: Yeah.
A new face walks in the door
Man: Sis, is that you? You look really different.
?: I don't have a brother, and that was rude.
S: Sorry bro, this is my friend, Amy. Amy, Manic.
A: Nice to meet you.
S (mental line): (Great, now we're gonna need a plus-three. Ah well, Wario probably won't mind.)
Har: Meanwhile, while Sonic and co. are meeting Manic, I'm deciding what to wear. Hmm, it's Tuesday, but it'll be Wednesday by the end of the party.
M: Dude, just forget the day-by-day clothes for a minute, this is a New Year's Eve party. No need to dress fancy, but at least wear something passable for going out.
Har: But Av is wearing nice stuff.
M: He almost always wears that suit.
L: Molten, does this pink dress look better or does this colorful dress look better?
M: Hmm, I think the colorful dress looks better on you.
Av: Well, are we ready then?
Har/: Not yet, lemme just... There. Now I got my casual clothes on and I'm ready to go.
L: Alright, now we cut to Peppino and Anton.
PE: Hey Anton, honey?
AN: Yeah Pep?
PE: Are you coming to the New Year's Eve party tonight?
AN: Yeah, sure, why not? It's probably gonna be a BLAST!
PE: Cool. Hey, remember what people do when the clock ticks midnight?
AN: Yeah, why? They shout "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" and drink champagne.
PE: No, I mean the kiss.
AN: Peppino, there's a reason we broke up, remember?
PE: We were just friends during the ball incident, we could try again.
AN: Yeah, I guess.
PE: Alright, love you.
AN: Love you too Peppino. WAIT!
PE: What?
AN: Have you seen my daughter anywhere around here?
PE: You have a daughter?
AN: Yeah, I'm the adoptive single father of a pink hedgehog girl.
PE: No. I haven't.
M: Well, this is awkward, that we see this right as they're having relationship issues. I honestly feel sorry for them.
Av: Anyway, let's go now. YEAH!
L: WOO-HOO!
HAR: I DON'T LIKE FALLING FROM THIS HEIGHT!
M: LET'S GO!
DDM: Oh hi guys.
Har/Con: Hey there, my counterpart.
DDM: How is one of us a robot and the other a human though? That's odd.
Har: Odd indeed, but whatever.
OB: Hello there Avaneesh.
Av: Hi.
Sh: So, uh, what stupid crap is going on that's sending you here?
L: Nothing actually,just the party.
M: Where's the other me?
Sh: He's in the kitchen making what he called "pizza bread" and something he called "blueberry buckle" which apparently is like a blueberry coffee cake. HEY JACKASS YOUR BOYFRIEND'S HERE, AND DON'T BURN YOURSELF IN THERE!
BM: AHEM, SHUT UP HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND, THAT'S SELFCESTUOUS!
Av: Besides, he already likes someone.
M: Dude, Luce (pronounced "loose") and I are NOT into each other like that. We love each other like a sibling sort of love.
L: Don't call me Luce, ferro-face (ferro is a prefix associated with metal)!
M: What does that even mean?!
Har: Molten, "ferro" means metal.
M: In another language or...
Har: No, it's a prefix.
M: Oh ok.
DDM: Aren't you guys just the best of friends?
OB: Please, don't act like we haven't acted like this before.
Sh: Yeah dude.
DDM: Have we shipped each other just to be assholes though?
OB: Well, that's true
BM: Finally, the pizza bread is in the oven. Hi guys. Just chilling in here?

 

[Baker Man]

Elsewhere
s: gotta get some good puns ready. that probably comes depending on the circumstances though.
P: OKAY, THIS WILL BE A GOOD TIME FOR PUNS.
s: glad you agree bro, let's go.
A while later
s: hey wario.
W: Oh hi guys, glad you could make it.
PE: We're here too.
AN: Hey Wario.
W: Hi.
JG: Hey there fellas, need anything?
AN: You again?
JG: Anton, relax, I'm just supplying them.
AN: I don't trust you.
s: nah bud, it's true, he even made wario's house santa's workshop when we saved christmas.
AN: Alright then.
W: Not really, thanks for the offer though.
Sonic runs over to Wario
S: Hey, Wario, I have a question.
W: Yeah, shoot.
S: I have some, uh, company. Can they come too?
W: Uhhh, I dunno, it's kinda crowded as is.
S: It's only 3 people.
W: Ehhh, I guess so.
S: Thanks dude.
Sonic runs back to his place
SH: What was that about?
Kat+Ana: WARIO!
W: Hi girls, hi Shadow.
M: To make a long bit of the story short, they all show up to the party, and it's now 9:00 PM. Well, all except Sonic and co.. Wait, my main man Baker Man ain't here either.
Man: Wait, her flight is coming in soon, let's go to the airport.
S: Sure thing.
T: Whose flight?
S: Our sis.
A: Sonic, you have a brother and sister?
S: Yeah. How about you younger three stay here while the three of us pick her up from the airport?
T: Alright.
Knuckles starts the car and Sonic, Knuckles and Manic go to pick up Sonia from the airport
A: You're alive?
C: I don't understand either.
T: Nobody does.
A: I'm glad to see that you are though, I missed you.
The girls hug
T: Well, now we wait. Or should we just go now?
A: I think we wait for them to get back.
C: Yeah, that sounds right.
At the airport
S: There's the plane coming in. Let's go.
Sonia: Sonic, Manic!
Manic+Sonic: Sis!
The three hug
S: Sonia, it's been so long.
KN: Ohhh right, that's her name.
Sonia: Hi Knuckles.
KN: Wait, you remember me?
Sonia: I mean, yeah. You're pretty memorable.
S: How you guys been?
Man: I've been good.
Sonia: I've been alright.
S: Well, I think now we get your luggage and go back to my place, right?
Sonia: Sure, I guess.
They get the luggage and go back to Sonic's place
S: Guys, this is my sister, Sonia. Sis, these are some of my friends.
Sonia: Aren't you guys just adorable?
T: You really think so?
Sonia: I sure do.
T: My name's Miles Prower, but you can call me Tails.
A: You're Sonic's sister, huh?
Sonia: Yeah.
A: Cool. Nice to meet you. I'm Amy, his girlfriend.
S: No she's not.
C: My name's Cosmo, a pleasure to meet you.
Sonia: You too.
S: Alright, let's go now that we've all been introduced.
Man: Where?
S: Wario's New Year's Eve party.
Man: A party? Sick.
The group goes to the party, it's now 9:30
W: Hey guys. Wait, who are these?
S: Sonia and Manic, my siblings.
W: You have-
S: Yeah, I do.
A: Hi Wario.
AN: Hi Amy!
A: Hi dad!
S: Anton's your dad?
A: Adopted, but yeah.
Man: Who are these guys Sonic?
S: Trust me bro, I don't even know a good chunk of them.
They walk in, and immediately they meet the narrators
BM (Finally showing up at 9:35): Alright guys I finally got this stuff baked and ready. Even made some chocolate chip muffins.
W: Thank you, just put it on the table over there. Now we can start the party.

 

[Baker Man]

A: Who is that?
BM: I'm Baker Man, I like to bake, obviously.
WL: Well, we have like 2 and a half hours, let's watch a movie.
S: How about we watch-
W: No, we aren't watching The Room.
S: I wasn't gonna say that this time. I was gonna say The Princess Bride.
D: First The Room and now Princess Bride? You have an interesting taste.
S: I thought it would be something most of us would like, even though not my cup of tea.
Sonia: Wow Sonic, that's really mature of you.
Manic: Yeah actually.
S: Bleugh, I feel like Amy forced me to say that or something. Why did I say that?
BM: We could play Sorry.
Over at the snacks
Manic: who are you?
M (eating a muffin): Mulftun.
Manic: Mulftin?
M: Molten. Nice to meet you, I didn't know Sonic had a brother. I like your drum necklace thing, looks cool.
Av: Pardon my colleague here.
Manic: Nah, it's fine.
Manic eats part of a sandwich
K: Poyo! (Hi!)
Manic: Hey there little guy.
D: These are some good cookies.
Living room
L: Hello, my name is Lucy, and I say we should properly introduce ourselves, so once everyone gets in here, let's all say our names and 1 thing about ourselves.
W: No, please no. I think in a vote you'd be outnumbered, but let's vote anyway. WHO WANTS TO DO THAT? RAISE YOUR HAND.
Lucy, Avaneesh, Harris/Conor, Sonia, Lum, Ana, Amy, Papyrus, and the loves raise their hands
W: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 10 11 12.
Av: Molt, you don't want to? You just want to be an outlier, don't you?
M: Hell no, I'm just not outgoing like you 3 are, alright?
S: I don't want to do all of that. Besides, That'll take WAY too long.
C: Sorry, I don't think I could handle that.
W: Well, there are way more than 23 people here, so I'm (whispering not) sorry, but we're not doing that. I say we watch a movie. If nobody has any ideas let's hear them.
KN: How about we watch, uhhh, (thinking let's see, less than 2 hours, kid friendly, i dunno... what could i choose?)
T: Hmm, Lion King?
W: Good choice I guess.
they watch The Lion King, time-frame 9:40-11:10
S: Hey, Tails, Wario, D3, you guys up for Uno, just us original 4?
D: Sure.

 

[Baker Man]

Montage of the next 49 minutes, insert Uno, karaoke, snacks, and watching the countdown
11:59 PM
W: This is it. 1 minute left.
S: 2025, almost here...
Av: It's wild, isn't it?
M: Sure is.
Scratch: How did we even get here?
Grounder: Is that a deep question or...?
PE: Anton, are we going to kiss like is usual for New Year's, like-a I said before?
AN: I dunno...
Av: That's a usual thing for New Year, I forgot.
M: I already know who you're gonna kiss. (thinking Haha, simp.)
Av: Yeah.
Eros: Is it me?
Av: Of course.
W: EVERYONE STOP COUNTDOWN STARTS IN A COUPLE SECONDS!
All: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Avaneesh and Eros kiss, Peppino and Anton don't, and (You know what? Screw it, I've given some scenes that add some tension, might as well release, because what kind of fanfic with these 2 characters is it without some sort of it? So Tailsmo shippers, this one's for you.) Tails gives Cosmo a quick kiss on the cheek, and she starts lightly blushing
Amy+Sonia+Lucy: Aww
BM: Molt, would it be gay?
M: Ew, what the hell dude?
BM: Kidding, but I love ya man, bring it in.
Molten daps Baker Man up
BM: I was saying to hug me, but that works too.
W: 2025, it's actually here.
OB: True, I can't believe it.
SH: Watch out for war this year, it might escalate to literally Black Ops 2.
W: Oh yeah, forgot about that.
Av: Well this calls for a toast so pour the champagne.
M: Nice Panic! reference there.
Av: Thanks.
W: For everyone who can't and/or doesn't want to drink champagne, there's seltzer water in the cooler. Grab one before I pour it.
Seltzer is grabbed, and champagne poured
Av: Finally, I can have a champagne this year.
M: Oh yeah, that's right. I personally prefer a seltzer, maybe a lime or coconut flavored one.
Sh: COCONUT FLAVORED?! THAT'S DISGUSTING!
DDM: WELL EXCUSE ME FOR LIKING A VERY SLIGHT FRUITY FLAVOR TO MY DRINK!
Sh: COCONUT IS NASTY THOUGH!
OB (texting in the gc): STOP BEFORE THIS TURNS INTO THE 4 OF US IN A BIG FIGHT CLOUD AGAIN, THERE ARE NEWCOMERS HERE THAT WOULDN'T WANNA SEE THAT.
Sh: Oh, right.
BM: Dude, I wasn't even-
OB: Not you, them.
BM: Right.
S: Anyway, I'm out, Pep, Av, thanks for the pizza and burgers, Baker Man, I still don't have a nickname for you, but thanks for the dessert, Wario, thanks for the party as a whole, including the other snacks and drinks.
W: No problem man, see you tomorrow in the usual TV shenanigans I guess.
S: Yeah... ...and before you 2 ask, it's a pretty long story.
Manic: Us?
S: Yeah. Feel free to sleep at my place if you guys don't have someplace right now.
Sonia: Thanks.
Manic: I call dibs on the couch.
T: Well, I guess I'm gonna go now too, night, happy New Year.
W: Good night everyone, I guess I should pack this stuff up now.
Har/Con: Everyone says their goodbyes and then leaves, and Wario packs everything up before going to bed now, except before that, outside, there's a bit of talking between Tails, Cosmo and me.
C: Tails, what was that?
T: A kiss.
C: I know what it was, but I was just surprised.
T: I heard that kissing was customary for New Year's and acted quickly.
C: I- I didn't know you cared about me that way.
She starts blushing lightly again
Har/Con: I wondered what the girls were "Aww"-ing about. Good for you! Well, I guess we go our separate ways again for now, goodnight!
Honestly that part was mostly just to put Harris/Conor in this part
Av: Well, that's the New Year's Eve party, and nothing went wrong.
Har/Con: Yeah, that was pretty nice actually, and you even got to kiss your girlfriend.
Av: She's not my girlfriend... ...yet.
L: What Tails did was really sweet in my opinion.
M: And since this is narration and we can break the 4th wall here, viewer/reader, from the 4 of us to you, a belated...
All 4: HAPPY NEW YEAR!