AMA (Ask Molten Anything)

Baker Man

Baker Man

My Metal Gear is Rising
Coins
3,908
Hey guys, just wanted to get this said, I was inspired by 7-Volt's AMA, I somehow never considered the possibility of an AMA for an OC.
Molt: Wait, so what is this again?
BM: This is Wario Forums, it's the site where Dabbit and the gang (myself included obviously) have been chronicling the adventures that have been unfolding.
Molt: Oh, gotcha.
BM: For now, I'm gonna put you on my account, go ahead and do something if you wanna.
Molt: I guess a QnA?
BM: Alright, go right ahead.
Molt: What do I say?
BM: Just introduce yourself. Doesn't have to be much.
Molt: Oh, like this?

Hey there, the name's Molten Dishrag. Obviously, that's not my real name, but I won't share my real name, on account of being more private, and also I don't remember it after falling in a vat of metal and honestly none of it makes any sense, but that's what happened. I'm one of 4 people narrating the story that I have been informed by Baker Man they decided to call Wario Teaches Typing, and the others are my dear friends Harris, Lucy, and Avaneesh. We're almost like a family, a borderline dysfunctional one, but still a family. Uh, I guess you guys can ask me stuff now, just uhhh...

Molt: What do I say for rules again? I dunno I don't do this kinda thing usually.
BM: Nothing NSFW or too personal are the usual ones.
Molt: Got it.

Just don't be weird or intrusive. Trust me, I wanna know how far I can dig up my butt or what my name is too, but nobody else wants to see that. Alright, go ahead and ask.

Molt: How's that?
BM: Good, now we- wait did you say you wanna know how far you can dig up your butt?
Molt: Uhhh...
 
This wasn't some sort of elaborate April Fools' prank BM and I are setting up just because it was made on April 1st by the way, I actually do want your guys questions.

BM: Isn't that kinda rude?
M: Do you think I'm afraid to be a little rude?
BM: ... no.
M: Exactly.
 
Ah finally a question. Well Baker Man, I like to play games sometimes, I like hanging out with Avaneesh and the gang, sparring with Av, and, despite my attention span, birdwatching. I would try making food but I don't know how. Although Av can and so can Baker... Man...
...wait.
snickering from the other room
BM!
 
Oh, Lemon Demon? I haven't heard THAT MUCH of their music, but from what I've heard so far, The Ultimate Showdown is a classic, Jaws is good, even if I haven't seen the movie, and Lifetime Achievement Award is amazing, great song to start the album.
 
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