DabbitDaMips

Have you been OK lately? I haven't seen you here all month, and frankly I'm worried.
I saw a new user pop up named @dabbitthemips, but I'm unsure whether it's you, a spam bot, or someone else

I have been a little sparse on here recently. My father's passing has been unexpectedly hard on me.

I just called Nintendo of America promotions hotline with a Wario voice saying I was entering the Wario Contest and they should get my voice back into that new Wario game before its too late. I'm going to keep calling them talking about Wario.

Legit someone answered the phone and said they were named Venus and I pretended I had garlic in my ear and couldn't hear so they would say like the planet then I said OHHH MAMA MIA I OWNED MY OWN PLANET ONCE
(wario land reference) then went WAHAHAHAHAAHA
at the end I wished Venus a Rotten day and they wished it back so I informed them that was very polite of them and the world doesn't have enough manners now adays and blew her the raspberries

I have been very busy. On the hunt for Wario. Trying to restore my AND ELEVATE my collection past the past and into even greater heights! Surely if my treasure collection grows enough Wario himself will make an appearance, most likely to try to pilfer my ill gotten goods.
ALLLLL GLOOOOORY TO THE WARI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ALLLL GLOOOOORY TO THE WARI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LONG LIVE CHARLES MARTINET. I'M NOT DROPPING A SINGLE CENT INTO ANY NINTENDO GAME THAT HAD ANY CHARACTER HE VOICED BUT IS NO LONGER VOICING UNTIL THIS LEGEND PASSES. TO SHOW MY RESPECTS FOR HIS ONE SHARED LIFE DREAM BEING CUT SHORT BY NINTENDO. MAN JUST WANTED TO VOICE MARIO UNTIL HE DIED. MAN'S VOICE IS STILL LEGENDARY.

Wario icons we should have

Just looked and saw that most of my video game collection is gone :< more than what I thought was even stolen from me initially. U.U even Super Mario 64. That was one of the first games I ever owned.
Am sad now

Sorry everybody I didn't know about negative reactions/that doing certain reactions subtracted from your scores u.u I was just trying to react is all. Link me to any negative reactions I gave you and I will remove them. Again I am sorry u.u

http://djthes.com/download/2468/

Everyone else was doing it
I just wanted to be cool too B)
*jumps off bridge with the fams*

I see you trying to steal again

HERE I GOOO~~~

PetPeeves:
1) Waluigi as anything but a meme
2) Race, gender, politics
(hard for me not to confront and make anyone bringing the above up feel stupid)
3) Wario hate
4) People saying we need more warioware games over warioland games
5) Lack of appreciation for Wario World
6) Black Licorice
7) Animal Haters
8) Knocking on my door
9) Honking car horns outside my house
10) The color yellow when its not on a screen (Better be gold or sparse)

BONUS PEEVE: When I have a hand spasm and type the wrong thing because of it
(Lost my right hand in a car crash and had it reattached surgically by the nerves and tendons)

I GOT THE PROFILE MUSIC. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Also I've become a thief
ALSO WAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Support Wario! Destroy Mario!

WHY DOES HE SAY, "YOU GOT THE '''''CAT BOX'''' what the.... fuuuuuuu