Recent content by Glowsquid

The juxtaposition of the incredibly generic "epic" trailer music and Wario World being Wario World is divine. The editor deserves a raise.

My sister brought me a punch of Pikmin tat from Japan (Peppercat not included)!

What's the over or under on Metroid Prime 4 causing more Discourse than Metroid Other M.

WLII lacks strong iconography. Most of the worlds have generic themes and lack a vivid aesthetic (I find WLII feels unintentionally like a slightly surreal dead world while WLIII is intentionally so, if that makes sense), and with half of the bosses being generic giant spearman, most of the bits...

1: something like WL2 or WL3. those are my personal favourites WLs and none of the current Nintendo platformers are doing anything like those. 2: Do something completely OTT and make it a fully-assed single plane 2D beat em up. Something like Mad Stalker or Guardian Heroes

Perfect for when I run out of coal

Yesterday I beat It's a weird crossover and a weird game. It's a sidescroller shooter/bvrawler with some fun ideas (interacting with the background and Mortal Kombat-style special moves) and the bits that seem jank and impossible are doable with routing, but they didn't do themselves any...

This is a strong point. Compare DK getting high-quality animation of the funny crocodiles vs Wario being entirely stock-artwork of him with Deviantart-tier edits Can't they just bring back the Ashley shilling. I know some people here were real upset when it was new but I am unironically sure...

I was being sardonic so it's a somewhat flawed game but I'm glad to hear you enjoyed it!

♪On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me One Philips CD-I♪

The Nintendo Today stuff is the most baffling shit. Why promote your brand with Deviantart fetish slop LMAO

Hack and Slash Fury has altered my brain chemistry in ways that are painful and irreversible

wow I hope your journey has lead you to become one of the precious few to attain enlightenment and acknowledge Silpheed: The Lost Planet as God's gift to vertically-scrolling shooting