Recent content by Mr. Cyril J. Proudbottom

Blimey, O' hang it, a've had it with yeh "waifu" sluts! A've not seen a more contrived excuse to force this anime smut. A fella' can 'ave his kinks fer things like bondage & "vore", but keep it off me forums -- keep it away, that Rule 34! There's many a place for that sorta' K. Rapp, but a...

That's a mighty nifty writeup, Prof. Mechano, sir! Did you type it on one of them computers? The ones that go "whirrr"? Anyway, concerning the topic at hand, I think Wario's best without his friendly-NPC-band. Sure, those gents can be a jolly bit of fun, But Wario works alone -- he doesn't...

O bother, o blimey, how this thread could go places. I expect replies from a lot of fetish-spouting basketcases. I can already hear them perverted weeaboos! Oh, I doubt that they'll come in mere ones and twos... Well, I see that we've already gone there. ...Please excuse a chap while he goes...

You say the gold is good, but me heart says naught. I think you're a liar, a cheat, and a thot! But yer message contained words, and yer words aren't conformative. So, have a rating -- yer post was most informative. Cheerio, chastity!

One fine mornin', me mum took a slam. And out came little me -- came out wit'uh bam! Me dad promptly ran off, come the following morn'. He didn't pay the taxes, 'cause he was much too forlorn. So the years went by, and I found meself the web. I love that Wario chap, so here is where I'll drop...