Recent content by Virtual Buzzard

I exist within this multiverse. I challenge you to prove me wrong.

BOO! You sloppy bitches thought I was dead, didn't you?!

What is christianity's favorite cereal? Christ Krispies.

I'm back! You know what THAT means... ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NOTHING.

Whaddup bitches and muthafuckas!? I'm back again to make one profile post and then disappear for a week.

Pssst. Hey you. *looks around fervently* Yeah YOU. C'mere, I wanna show ya somethin'...

I don't know why I even bother watching these fucking things anymore. It's the same shit every time. - A plethora of indie/3rd party TRASH. - PORTS PORTS PORTS. Ports of games that came out two fucking generations ago. HOO DADDY STAND BACK! - Remakes. - Anime bullshit. - Square. - Fucking...

My favorite episode of anything ever. It's your favorite too.

I am a subatomic particle. Have an excellent day.

David Wise does it again.

These two. For obvious reasons.

There's plenty that I'm probably forgetting, but here goes: Miis, Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, Pauline, the Minis, Stanley the Bugman, Toad, Zelda, Link, Fi, Midna, Panther Caroso, pretty much every human character in Pokemon, certain Pokemon (Lucario, Mewtwo, Blaziken, and Gardevoir too name a few).

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