A few years ago, I bought those WarioWare keychains/phone straps. The Wario one was my favorite, but none of them were sturdy. It ended up falling off and is now lost forever.
Yeah, the bomb is good idea. I'm having a hard time trying to imagine whatever else from WarioWare could really work as move. Maybe keeping the WarioWare bike, he could use a Wiimote to do a dancing attack from Smooth Moves, he could throw a...
Finally, some just desserts for Wario's laziness this Valenbrainz Valentine's Day.
While likely a predictable holiday, I'm documenting it here anyway for posterity.