Wario Teaches Typing - Hunger Games special

Baker Man

My Metal Gear is Rising
Today is a very different sort of thing, our heroes and villains are pit against each other in the Hunger Games, how will things play out? Also this is obviously not canon to the story
 
So, why am I doing this? You guys get more fun Wario Teaches Typing stuff, I get to write characters being out of character and have fun doing it. Hell yeah I wanna write Cream, Lucy and Cosmo being murderous, or Bowser and SatAM Robotnik being peaceful
 
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By the way, I will be doing the Hunger Games portion first, editing dialogue in later (yes the hunger games part is just ctrl-c+ctrl-v'd from the sim)

--The Bloodbath--

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Lucy finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.

Manic runs away from the Cornucopia.

Cosmo grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.

Wario runs away from the Cornucopia.

Kirby and Agape fight for a bag. Kirby gives up and retreats.

Shadina runs away from the Cornucopia.

Shadow sets an explosive off, killing Cream, Knuckles, and Anton.

Robotnik (Underground) runs away with a lighter and some rope.

Carmen runs away from the Cornucopia.

Death and Baker Man fight for a bag. Baker Man gives up and retreats.

Mona grabs a jar of fishing bait while Robotnik (AOSTH) gets fishing gear.

Jewel Ghoul, Grounder, and Sonic work together to get as many supplies as possible.

War runs away from the Cornucopia.

Robotnik (SatAM) runs away from the Cornucopia.

Lum finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.

Bowser runs away from the Cornucopia.

Eggman runs away from the Cornucopia.

Storge, Peppino, and Amy work together to get as many supplies as possible.

Pestilence runs away from the Cornucopia.

Molten runs away from the Cornucopia.

Ana shoots a poisonous blow dart into Harris's neck, slowly killing him.

Avaneesh runs away from the Cornucopia.

Sonia runs away from the Cornucopia.

Papyrus runs away from the Cornucopia.

?? runs away from the Cornucopia.

Tails throws a knife into Sans's chest.

Scratch grabs a sword.

Stolas runs away from the Cornucopia.

Kat snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.

Famine grabs a jar of fishing bait while Oh Boi gets fishing gear.

Waluigi runs away from the Cornucopia.

Philios runs away from the Cornucopia.

Dabbit finds a backpack full of camping equipment.

Dedede runs away from the Cornucopia.

Eros takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.

--Day 1--


Manic camouflauges himself in the bushes.

Shadow and Dedede hunt for other tributes.

Peppino explores the arena.

Agape questions her sanity.

Shadina diverts Pestilence's attention and runs away.

Sonic discovers a river.

Wario defeats Kirby in a fight, but spares his life.

Ana tends to War's wounds.

Molten practices his archery.

Carmen hunts for other tributes.

Robotnik (SatAM) receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Bowser dies from hypothermia.

Kat receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Mona, Philios, Jewel Ghoul, Grounder, and Sonia hunt for other tributes.

?? receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Lucy searches for firewood.

Dabbit, Robotnik (AOSTH), and Robotnik (Underground) hunt for other tributes.

Avaneesh receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Amy sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Cosmo scares Stolas off.

Famine and Eros split up to search for resources.

Storge, Death, Lum, Tails, and Oh Boi hunt for other tributes.

Waluigi receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Scratch severely injures Papyrus, but puts him out of his misery.

Eggman travels to higher ground.

Baker Man receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.


--Bloodbath/Day 1 deaths (not copy-pasted unlike the rest, too complicated because of the little text boxes the names/districts are in)--

Cream, Knuckles, Anton, Papyrus, Harris, Sans
 
-Night 1--
Tails convinces Eros to snuggle with him.

Stolas stays awake all night.

Oh Boi attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.

Amy and Dedede threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.

Death is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

Avaneesh tends to Dabbit's wounds.

Sonic unknowingly eats toxic berries.

Philios screams for help.

Kirby convinces Robotnik (SatAM) to snuggle with him.

Sonia and War talk about the tributes still alive.

Scratch and Mona run into each other and decide to truce for the night.

Baker Man receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Famine, Lum, Carmen, and ?? sleep in shifts.

Shadina and Robotnik (Underground) huddle for warmth.

Agape receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Wario cries himself to sleep.

Shadow tends to his wounds.

Pestilence receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Eggman cries himself to sleep.

Manic fends Ana, Waluigi, and Lucy away from his fire.

Peppino tries to sing himself to sleep.

Jewel Ghoul sets up camp for the night.

Robotnik (AOSTH), Molten, Cosmo, and Kat sleep in shifts.

Storge goes to sleep.

Grounder receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
--Day 2--


Famine fishes.

Kat receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Avaneesh, Dabbit, Robotnik (SatAM), and Carmen raid Oh Boi's camp while he is hunting.

Sonia, Robotnik (Underground), Eggman, Pestilence, and Baker Man hunt for other tributes.

Scratch receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Philios steals from Cosmo while she isn't looking.

Grounder steals from Molten while he isn't looking.

Shadina constructs a shack.

Storge questions her sanity.

Lum injures herself.

Ana and Shadow hunt for other tributes.

Death discovers a cave.

Eros kills Tails with a hatchet.

Mona throws a knife into Lucy's chest.

Kirby constructs a shack.

Peppino picks flowers.

Manic makes a wooden spear.

Stolas sprains his ankle while running away from Jewel Ghoul.

Agape stalks Wario.

War steals from Waluigi while he isn't looking.

?? runs away from Robotnik (AOSTH).
--Who died?--
Amy, Dedede, Sonic, Tails, Lucy
--Night 2--

Scratch dies from hunger.

Kirby receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Wario stabs Famine in the back with a trident.

Cosmo, Kat, Peppino, and Storge tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.

Robotnik (Underground) receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Robotnik (AOSTH), Oh Boi, and Grounder discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.

Death lets Pestilence into his shelter.

Shadow and Stolas tell stories about themselves to each other.

Manic passes out from exhaustion.

Shadina throws a knife into Lum's head.

Ana receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Agape is awoken by nightmares.

Molten receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

?? fends Eros, Waluigi, and Sonia away from his fire.

Jewel Ghoul cries himself to sleep.

Baker Man tries to sing himself to sleep.

Avaneesh is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

Philios starts a fire.

Eggman and Carmen tell stories about themselves to each other.

Dabbit tries to sing himself to sleep.

Robotnik (SatAM) convinces War to snuggle with him.

Mona receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
--Day 3--

Grounder attacks Carmen, but she manages to escape.

Robotnik (SatAM) is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

Avaneesh thinks about home.

Waluigi, Kat, Ana, and Pestilence raid Peppino's camp while he is hunting.

Cosmo thinks about home.

Death receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Kirby diverts Eros's attention and runs away.

War discovers a cave.

Philios receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Mona camouflauges herself in the bushes.

Robotnik (AOSTH), Shadow, Baker Man, Manic, and Wario track down and kill Eggman.

Robotnik (Underground) steals from Molten while he isn't looking.

?? stalks Oh Boi.

Stolas diverts Dabbit's attention and runs away.

Jewel Ghoul tends to Storge's wounds.

Sonia receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Agape diverts Shadina's attention and runs away.

--Who died?--

Scratch, Famine, Lum, Eggman
 
--Night 3--

Manic bashes Storge's head against a rock several times.

Waluigi and Shadina tell stories about themselves to each other.

Robotnik (AOSTH) questions his sanity.

Pestilence and Ana huddle for warmth.

Peppino defeats Shadow in a fight, but spares his life.

Kirby and Robotnik (Underground) sleep in shifts.

Grounder tries to sing himself to sleep.

Cosmo and Agape cuddle.

Mona tries to treat her infection.

Stolas tends to Wario's wounds.

Avaneesh and Dabbit huddle for warmth.

Philios and Eros fight Oh Boi and Molten. Oh Boi and Molten survive.

Sonia sees a fire, but stays hidden.

?? thinks about home.

Robotnik (SatAM) throws a knife into War's head.

Baker Man tends to his wounds.

Kat begs for Jewel Ghoul to kill her. He refuses, keeping Kat alive.

Carmen sets up camp for the night.

Death attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.
--Day 4--

Wario makes a slingshot.

Peppino receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Mona stalks Carmen.

Avaneesh picks flowers.

Stolas tries to sleep through the entire day.

Baker Man discovers a cave.

Kat receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Robotnik (Underground) receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Grounder practices his archery.

Agape makes a slingshot.

Shadow scares Manic off.

Kirby defeats Cosmo in a fight, but spares her life.

Waluigi dies from hunger.

Jewel Ghoul searches for firewood.

Oh Boi questions his sanity.

Death forces Ana to kill Pestilence or Molten. She refuses to kill, so Death kills her instead.

Dabbit fishes.

?? tends to Robotnik (SatAM)'s wounds.

Sonia camouflauges herself in the bushes.

Shadina dies of dysentery.

Robotnik (AOSTH) receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
--Who died?--
Storge, Eros, Philios, War, Waluigi, Ana, Shadina
--Night 4--

Jewel Ghoul forces Mona to kill Peppino or Grounder. She decides to kill Peppino.

Kirby receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Stolas, Shadow, Robotnik (AOSTH), and Death form a suicide pact, killing themselves.

Pestilence and Cosmo track down and kill Carmen.

Agape kills Wario with his own weapon.

Molten thinks about winning.

Baker Man receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Kat starts a fire.

Sonia receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Robotnik (Underground), Manic, and ?? cheerfully sing songs together.

Oh Boi severely injures Robotnik (SatAM), but puts him out of his misery.

Avaneesh tends to Dabbit's wounds.
--Day 5--

Cosmo and Robotnik (Underground) split up to search for resources.

Mona strangles Jewel Ghoul with a rope.

Baker Man thinks about home.

?? and Oh Boi hunt for other tributes.

Dabbit receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Grounder hunts for other tributes.

Molten receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Kat and Sonia hunt for other tributes.

Kirby defeats Avaneesh in a fight, but spares his life.

Pestilence discovers a river.

Manic and Agape work together for the day.


--Deaths--

Peppino, Stolas, Wario, Robotnik (AOSTH+SatAM), Death, Carmen, Jewel Ghoul, Shadow
 
--Night 5--

Cosmo passes out from exhaustion.

Mona looks at the night sky.

Sonia questions her sanity.

Avaneesh, Dabbit, Kat, and Grounder tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.

Kirby attempts to climb a tree, but falls on Baker Man, killing them both.

Pestilence, Agape, Oh Boi, ?? , and Molten sleep in shifts.

Robotnik (Underground) cries himself to sleep.

Manic receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
--The Feast--
The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

Robotnik (Underground) decides not to go to The Feast.

Oh Boi decides not to go to The Feast.

Mona decides not to go to The Feast.

Manic decides not to go to The Feast.

Dabbit decides not to go to The Feast.

Kat kills Molten with a sickle.

Agape decides not to go to The Feast.

Avaneesh and Grounder get into a fight over raw meat, but Avaneesh gives up and runs away.

Pestilence, Cosmo, and ?? get into a fight. Cosmo triumphantly kills them both.

Sonia falls into a pit and dies.

--Day 6--

Kat injures herself.

Robotnik (Underground) discovers a river.

Manic kills Agape with her own weapon.

Oh Boi diverts Cosmo's attention and runs away.

Mona receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Dabbit dies from hypothermia.

Grounder makes a slingshot.

Avaneesh injures himself.

--
Deaths--

Kirby, Baker Man, Molten, Kirby, Pestilence, Dabbit, ??, Sonia, Agape
 
--Night 6--
Oh Boi receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Manic, Kat, and Cosmo track down and kill Avaneesh.

Grounder begs for Robotnik (Underground) to kill him. He refuses, keeping Grounder alive.

Mona receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
--Day 7--
Cosmo runs away from Manic.

Kat overhears Robotnik (Underground) and Grounder talking in the distance.

Oh Boi throws a knife into Mona's head.
--Arena Event--
The arena's border begins to rapidly contract.

Robotnik (Underground) survives.

Kat survives.

Manic restrains Cosmo to a tree and leaves her to die.

Oh Boi pushes Grounder into the border while he is not paying attention.
--Deaths--
Avaneesh, Mona, Cosmo, Grounder
--Night 7--
Manic passes out from exhaustion.

Oh Boi convinces Robotnik (Underground) to not kill him, only to kill him instead.

Kat accidently steps on a landmine.
--Day 8--
Manic sets Oh Boi on fire with a molotov.

--Manic wins!--


Uhh yeah that's that, I gotta edit in dialogue for all this still but whatever, also top 3 in terms of kills are Oh Boi/Manic (6), Shadow/Cosmo (4), and Mona (3)
 
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