Wario Teaches Typing - A Wario Text Adventure

The round starts, and they're teleported into a place with generators, but they see that Orbot is attacking them, as a red smiling figure.
Here's who each one is "playing as", do a bit of research yourself for context
Molten, Amy, Knuckles, Charles - Guest (charge, block, punch)
Baker Man, Cream, Cosmo - Elliot (pizza throw, speed boost)
Sally - Shedletsky (sword, chicken)
Rouge - Two Time (stab, sneak, a second life)
Shadow - Chance (coin flip, gun, hp reroll, weakness stack reset)
Orbot - C00lkidd (projectile that goes through stuff and reveals whoever it hits, charge, spawns clones)
M: Wait, who are these 3?
A chipmunk in a blue jacket, a white bat and a stick figure walk around; Sally Acorn, Rouge the Bat and Charles Calvin
M: Oh well, at least they look like they can carry their own weight.
BM: I bet you know a bit about carrying your own weight, you got, what is that? 200lb of metal in you at almost all times?
M (whispering to Baker Man): Yeah, anyways, I just realized, Shadow, Amy and Sally are all here.
BM (whispering back): And?
M (still whispering): Sonic would probably get a bit nervous, amirite?
BM and Molt chuckle to themselves
Orb: I got you now!
Orbot uses Walkspeed Override towards them, but Molten blocks it
M: Cool, now lemme just-
Molten punches Orbot, stunning him, and then the two run
Cr: Ms Cosmo, you look adorable in a pizza delivery outfit!
C: Thank you, you do too Cream.
I'll probably be drawing them in Work At A Pizza Place attire sometime soon, this gave me the idea, I bet it's gonna be so cute
Baker Man runs by them, using Rush Hour, and makes them spin.
C: Hey, what was that for?
BM: Sorry, just trying to run from Orbot.
Meanwhile
Sal: Amy, Shadow, is that you?
SH: Yes, it's me, Shadow the Hedgehog.
Amy: Hi Sally! It's been a long time, hasn't it?
Sal: Oh, I know. I wish I could drop by for a visit sometimes, but after the lawsuit between Sega and Ken Penders, it feels like I'm just stuck.
Amy: I'm sorry to hear that, at least from what I've seen, people seem to like you.
Sal: Really?
SH: Yeah, but they DO think you two hate each other.
Sal: Why?
SH: Why do you think? Because of Sonic.
Amy: Really? We may both like him, but we don't let that get between us.
Orb: But maybe a Corrupt Nature will get between you.
SH: I got some coin flip charges for my gun and Reroll, so I'm going to...
Shadow shoots Orbot, stunning him
Rouge and Knuckles doing generator
R: Hey there Knuckles, fancy meeting you here.
Kn: Not the time Rouge, we're trying not to die, but that should be easy since it's just Orbot.
Meanwhile, on the phone:
[Av: Hey, Molt, what's up?
M: Av, I'm stuck in...
Molten looks around to see if the kids are close
M: fucking Forsaken, and Orbot is trying to kill us.
Av: That's strange, I should be able to help in not too long. We're in a park right now.
M: Lucky... Anyway, thanks, see ya bro.
Av: Take care in that while.]
BM: Charles is alive? Ah well, at least ge he only dies in one ending, there's one who seems to only have one ending as a whole that she dies in every time.
This is getting boring so I'll move over to Wario's crew's perspective now
 
W: So, do we sneak in all stealthy like or do we go in guns blazing?
Mnc: I think we should be stealthy, you guys agree?
D3: Alright, I'll stand outside in case crap hits the fan.
L: Alright, let's go in. Dedede, you wait on the roof.
D3: Got it.
Wario, Lucy and Manic sneak in, quietly taking out the guards and scouting the area until...
L: Oh crap, sorry.
Lucy hits the alarm on accident, and they get crowded fast
W: NOW!
Guard: (whirring sound of confusion)
The guards look up, terrified, at the incoming penguin with a hammer, who quickly blows them up, their nuts and bolts flying in all directions
W: Good one D3!
Mnc: Yeah, that's great man!
L: Don't relax just yet, they're coming still.
Mnc: I can't do anything right now, gotta be in sync with Sonic and Sonia to use my drums, and I don't think my drumsticks will do much.
D3: Can't you spindash like your brother or something?
Mnc: Lemme try.
Manic spindashes at the bots, beating them easily, and Lucy uses her abilities (I don't know what those are but she's the most powerful narrator according to Oh Boi so that might help us have ideas for them)
R (Sat): Ah, some pesky rebels, you're going to be fun to roboticize.
R (UG): Yes, one of those blasted hedgehogs too, we finally got one.
Mnc: Oh no, this doesn't look good...
 
Back in Forsaken bc I don't just wanna do shit in the park and I can't think of anything in the meantime for Wario and Co., plus a cliffhanger could be good
Orb: I got you this time.
Orbot kills Rouge, and she's sent back to the lobby
R: Oh, come on! At least I'm not DEAD dead.
SH: Rouge, no!
Orb: Don't worry, you guys won't DIE die, unless I kill you all that is, she's just back to that cabin.
M: Good to know. Wait, did time just go up?
BM: Oh yeah, when the killer kills a survivor, the timer goes back up.
Orb: Good to know, so I have more time to put an end to you.
Amy: Orbot, you're not usually intent on actually killing us, what's going on?
Orb: Eclair and one of the old Robotniks are making me kill you guys I guess. But enough talk, take this!
Orbot uses Corrupt Nature, hitting Charles
M: Hey, Amy, Knux, Charles, I got a plan.
Amy: Yeah?
The 4 of them huddle up and quietly speak
M: What if we all just charge him relentlessly, giving him no chances, and if we need backup, those 3 over there with the pizza can heal us.
Ch: Sounds good, let's do it.
SH: Sally and I will do gens in the meantime.
BM: Alright, let's do this.
 
While Shadow and Sally do generators, the 4 playing as Guest charge at Orbot, and then he goes to attack, only to get blocked and parried by Knuckles. Then he uses Corrupt Nature, which Molten blocks (editor's (my) note, Guest can block projectiles, but the only one that actually gives him a charge for his punch is 1x's Mass Infection), but Amy and Charles are caught off guard and Knuckles is on cooldown. Orbot uses Pizza Delivery to attack the survivors, and goes after the Elliot players, who throw their pizza to the Guest players and use Rush Hour to book it out of there. Meanwhile, Shadow and Sally are, like, really rushing those gens, and time goes down a considerable bit. Shadow then tries to shoot Orbot to stun him, but the gun blows up, hurting himself pretty badly. In the meantime, there's about a minute left, and Molten, Charles and Cosmo are fixing a generator. "Alright, this should do it." Molten says, "Oh, by the way, I salute the self-sacrifice you both made." "Self-sacrifice? That only happened in 1 ending out of 16. Thanks anyway though." Charles says. " Thank you." Says Cosmo. "Honestly, sacrificing yourself to put an end to a threat seems like a very just cause of death, I don't think I could stomach doing it myself though." Molten adds. Now the clock says 30 seconds, and the music is now clock sounds. Meanwhile, Sally and Amy attack Orbot together and then run away while he's stunned. Then, the clock hits 0:00, the survivors have won. "Well, that's that." Molten says, "My main man Av should be here any moment now." Then, a portal opens, Av and co. are finally here. "Oh there he is right now." Molt adds. "Hiya Molt!" Avaneesh says. " Finally, we're together, and we get to get to the bottom of this as such." Molten says. "Don't worry, I'm not alone either." Av says.
 
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E: THIS STORY HAS STRETCHED OUT LONG ENOUGH! YOU CAN ALWAYS RUN BUT NOW FACE YOUR FATES RIGHT HERE! NO MORE WORLDS, NO MORE, NOW IT IS OUR FINAL FIGHT! LET'S DO IT!
Av: Hey that wasn't the guy I mentioned.
He then proceeds to summon a geyser so bright it solidified his body entirely before a huge melting golden hand with eyes gruesomely popped out and mutilated organs comes out to fire jets of light that the cast dodges.
OB: Dear god, we have witnessed the birth of an abomination.
W: WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!!
OB: Eclair is...dead....it's no longer him...
L: THEN WHAT IS IT!?
OB: It's Oblivion, an entity that has no sense of mercy, no compassion or empathy. An apathetic monstrosity determined to bring the world to its palm.
Scratch: What are we standing around for!? Let's climb up this thing, gaining altitude might help us! BA HA, HA HA!
Everyone began to climb up but were surrounded by the four horsemen (And Conquest who randomly joined.)
Death: Not so fast...
 
between post 244 and 245, Av's crew and Molten's crew reunite and resume the search for Eclair
Av: I assume nothing bad really happened while I was gone.
M: Oh, no, no, somewhat bad stuff coulda happened for sure. Me and Team Rose over there ended up in DDLC, but we somehow got glitched into Roblox Forsaken immediately after.
Av: Oh, that does sound unfortunate.
M: We just entered the club though, so it wasn't all bad. The crazy stuff didn't happen yet.
Av: Well, I was just in the park with Anton, Carmen, and the other guy.
M: Hmm, boring, but better than whatever was happening for us. Hey, I wonder what Lucy and Harris are up to.
Meanwhile, Eclair is doing a long monologue, and pulls in Harris's crew and Oh Boi through a portal
DDM: Shadina, where are Baker Man and Oh Boi?
Sh: They're right he- WHERE THE HELL DID THEY GO?!
E: Robotniks, begone, you aren't needed here.
R (Sat): Alright.
R (UG): Fine.
Av opens the portal to come help them out, and the merged crew goes through the portal. Then post 245 happens, and Molt finally walks through after making sure everyone's ok
M: Oh hey guys what's u- WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED HERE?!
Molt remembers there are kids around
M: Sorry, sorry, just slipped out.
Obl: What happened is that you all just walked into your doom!
Av: I fear you'll find we won't go down so easily.
W: NO WE WON'T, I'MA NUMBER WAHN!
Heroes: Wario, Dedede, Tails, Shadow, Knuckles, Avaneesh, Molten, Lucy, Harris, Baker Man, Oh Boi, Anton, ??, Stolas, Carmen, Manic, Amy, Cream, Cosmo, Mona, Sally, Rouge, Charles (I spun a wheel to see if someone else would drop in (bc i want it to be evenly divisible, 23 isn't, 24 is) and it was Sonic, so he'll join the battle in not too long)
Villains: Oblivion, the Horsemen from TBoI
And so the battle begins, will someone die? Well yeah, Eclair did. Other than him? Eh, hopefully not, at least not until next arc or whatever one the dark/serious arc is.
 
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