Wario Teaches Typing - A Wario Text Adventure

DabbitDaMips

Wario's Unsung Lacky and Scribe
:warioflag:WELCOME TO WARIO TEACHES TYPING - A WARIO TEXT ADVENTURE :warioflag:
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In this thread we will come up with a story about YOURS TRULY, WARIO,
BUT HERE IS THE TWIST! (Rules)
Rule #1: This is about the Wario-verse wariosm2;
Rule #2: Keep the story at least loosely related to Wario in some way
Rule #3: 300 characters Max (Character Counter - WordCounter.net)
EDIT 8/28 CHARACTER LIMIT BUMPED TO 420
Rule #4: You can post once every 24 hours or after two other members have posted in this thread

ILLUSTRATIONS ARE WELCOME AND ENCOURAGED
(pictures posted become cannon to this story)
(story might be made into a funny youtube video if we get over 5 contributors)
WITHOUT FUTHER ADIEU LET US BEGIN!
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One day in the heart of DC,
Wario was lazing around picking garlic out of his nose and watching television
when a comericial for a new installation of The Silver Zephyr came on.
A new season called: The Golden Gale.
It had been a while since Wario thought about him and he wondered what he was up to.
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He looks for that old helmet in his helmet collection; "Ah, found it, here I go."
 

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Wario smiles and rubs his hands greedily, "Oh boy! A Golden Goodstyles, I bet this one is even MORE powerful than the last." Wario laughs heartily, "WAHAHAHA-" Wario's eyes widen. He left HIS Goodstyles at home. His helmet only brought what was in his pockets: A lie detector, grater ,and bell phone.
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Then, he wandered around a bit to the awesome soundtrack (if you want, listen to my WMOD soundfont covers in a music thread for it), and found a green chest, he opened it and got a new disguise: Karate Wario!
(quick demo scribble lol)
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Wario walks tp the other side and sees he is in a strange temple, BUT WHAT'S THIS IN FRONT OF HIM?
A SMORGASBORD OF DONUTS STACKED IN A TOWER?
I think Wario knows what to do.
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Karate Wario and King Dedede square up in one of the most spectacular fights seen in Nintendo history
We don't have enough of a writing budget but trust me its one of the greatest fights you've never seen
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And then Sonic knocked them both out, and had a donut before leaving, and then Dedede inhaled Wario and spit him out at Sonic, and he knocked Sonic's rings out.

Treasure acquired: Ring

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Collected after damaging Sonic, where does he keep these things anyway?
 
Then in a fit of rage Dedede goes primal and chases Sonic off screen. Much bludgeoning and pengking grunts are heard along with the untimely screams of Sonic. Wario looked on in horror before slowly edging away from the scene and continuing his search for Count Canoli.. I mean the Golden Gale.
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Image from twitter @ItsameWario48
 
And then there's a crumbling sound, Dedede and Sonic are back, and with company. They fall on the monster in front of Wario
D3: Instead of using the monstah to clobbah Kirbeh, I clobbah'd dat dere monstah, (insert Dedede laugh from Kirby right back at ya dub)
Sonic: Don't worry, I'm fine.
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Wario: Wah?!
Sonic: We don't have time, don't you hear that sick escape music? This place is coming down
D3(instead of sucking turns and blows and starts speeding up faster than both)
Sonic and Wario both do boost dashes as the temple starts collapsing behind them, chasing them in a tsunami of bricks.
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Then wario, dedede, sonic, and the mystery character escaped.
S: By the way, I think you dropped this back in those gardens.
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You got your old Goodstyle back! Turns out you didn't forget it at home, just in Allergia Gardens. You can now use your old disguises.

G: Ah, glad to see you're back, sir.
W: Hi
 
Goodstlyes with a tear: Sir, is that all I get? I can't remember the last time we've talked. I missed you. Its been so musty in the box. I've been waiting until the day you and I might yet again rouse the world with our daring escapades.

Wario sighed: Now I remember why I put you in that box again.
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W: How did you guys get here, anyway?
D: I don't really know.
S: Zone transition from Studiopolis.
W: Anyway, there's a green chest right there.

You can now become Polar Wario! You can use ice your your advantage, and even snowboard (or sled if there are others in your party.)
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Now let's get outta here!
 
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D3 + Sonic + Mystery ?man?: Alright!
Wario leads his motley crew into a nearby forest telling them that forests are the only way to start an adventure.
Sonic looks he other way and sees a blimp with Canoli's face on it "But..."
A NINJA ATTACKS butanyone can breathe POLAR WARIO DOES
The Ninja is frozen
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art by Beaverlady

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(I really like your polar bear wario btw @TheBakingGamer0424 )
 
W: Hang on, these are some cool treasures.

You got the... huh?
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?: What are those?
S: I don't know.
W: It's a Nicolas Cage throw pillow.
D: And a Danny DeVito cardboard cutout.
 
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W: Wait, there's my hat.

Game Saved

S: Nice, we saved.
D: There's a big stone door there, should we go in it?
?: Why not?

They enter the door, and find Cannoli waiting for them.
C: Why are you here, Purple Wind?
W: That's-a the name, don't wear it out.
C: It's a stupid name anyway.
W: You're just jealous
 
Cannoli: Enough of this! The Purple Wind? HA. Maybe you could have beaten the Silver Zephyr but NOT THE GOLDEN GUST.
(Cannoli does a jaw dropping transformation, suddenly he's golden and in a shinning golden floating robot made of fans)
(Sonic + Mystery character get blown away)
(D3 and Wario are too heavy to get blown so they prepare to fight)
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