Wario Teaches Typing - A Wario Text Adventure

Meanwhile (especially since I suck at writing fights)
Lucy: What do you think's going on over there?
Kn: No clue.
Ch: Looks like they're all fighting the metal guy for some reason.
Lucy: MOLTEN!
Molt: WHAT? I'M KINDA BUSY RIGHT NOW.
Lucy: WHY ARE YOU GUYS FIGHTING?
Molt: THEY'RE TRAITORS!
Lucy: I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT.
Molt: ECL- I MEAN OBLIVION HIMSELF TOLD ME THEY WERE ON HIS SIDE.
Lucy: AND YOU JUST BELIEVED HIM?!
Molt: YEAH.
Lucy: YOU- AH, FORGET IT.
Molt: DON'T WORRY, I CAN HANDLE THEM ALL.
Lucy: He can't.
Ch: Probably not.
Kn: Rouge, now would be a good time for a sneak attack. While he's distracted by whatever THEY'RE doing over there.
R: Oh, you're probably right. Let's do it!
Meanwhile, Molten and the others fighting, Baker Man hits him in the balls with his bat
BM: (sarcastically) Oops, sorry. Guess what, YA BLEW IT! (Oops, sorry. I had to do it.)
Molten curls up on the floor
Molt: Daaaaa(kids are here, can't say "damn," even IF they're actually my enemies)aaaaang, I suppose you guys win this one.
Sal: QUICK, KEEP HIM DOWN! (unaltered)
BM, Tails, Cosmo and Stolas all pin Molt down
Molt: What, you thought I was actually down for the count? YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW!
Molten heats up his metal to get them off of him and to hopefully blast at them, but then the gold on his arm breaks as Oblivion is hit by a sneak attack from Knuckles and Rouge
Molt: Oh, I guess the gold's gone. Whatever, that only makes me STRONGER!
Molten attacks Baker Man, and as he's about to slam him into the wall, suddenly, he calms down
 
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