"For some reason though, Young Cricked never seemed to like him. Master Mantis didn't like him either, but unlike Young Cricket he didn't feel any repulsement towards the behemoth that was TUTU BOOM BOOM, probably because he was elderly and had no libido left.
This sharply contrasted with some folks though, who were really jealous of him, for they didn't stand a single chance against TUTU BOOM BOOM, who took all their girlfriends with his three massive dongs that made even Waluigi silent with awe.
But none of that mattered now. The only thing wat did matter is how they were going to stop this three-cocked monster from wrecking every innocent citizen in Diamond city.
But that's something I will tell you about another time. Or not, since this is a pathetic attempt at a troll ficion, you see."
This sharply contrasted with some folks though, who were really jealous of him, for they didn't stand a single chance against TUTU BOOM BOOM, who took all their girlfriends with his three massive dongs that made even Waluigi silent with awe.
But none of that mattered now. The only thing wat did matter is how they were going to stop this three-cocked monster from wrecking every innocent citizen in Diamond city.
But that's something I will tell you about another time. Or not, since this is a pathetic attempt at a troll ficion, you see."