I might... if the cheese is right.
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Dangerous Duck
Dangerous Duck
Ehhhh.... I was hoping for a good wheel of Camembert, Gouda or even a nice wedge of blue vein. What you have sent me looks more like a dog's chew toy... made of yellow foam.
We're still friends, though. Put 'er there, Monxi!
We're still friends, though. Put 'er there, Monxi!
Dangerous Duck
Yes. Now, pass me my crackers and cheese knife.
Monxiasyshrema77
Well don't hog em! Share some!
Dangerous Duck
*Munch* *Crunch* If you got them once, you can DO IT AGAIN, BOY! Go and bring me more, so I can grow large on cheese and crackers, and boss you around some more! MWAH-HA-HA-Hahhhh... ACHH! *Chokes to death on cheese and crackers*
Monxiasyshrema77
OH GOD! HE NEED FIRST AID!
Monxiasyshrema77
(With is fist he punches his chest and some cheese comes out.)
Dangerous Duck
Leave me be, boy. I'm better off dead. I'm in my happy place now (with all the cheese and crackers I can eat). I might be a useless, greedy, dead jerk stuffed full of cheese, but I'm still your friend. Help yourself to the ones I didn't finish, please do!