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Personally, I'd go for a ditto. Ditto can shapeshift into literally anything within the confines of its mass range. Can you imagine the possibilities? You could mix and match the highlights of different humangs' bodies (the pretty green eyes of this one, the cute button nose of this one, the nice fat ass of this one, the messy auburn bob cut of this one, etc.) and conglomerate them into your perfect s/o body.

I'd have to find a Ditto whose personality I was compatible with first though, because no amount of sex appeal can make up for a lame, milquetoast character.

Soooo, I guess bestiality is fine as long as it's fictional?

I totally dig anthro characters but I will never get people who are attracted to pokemon

like they are straight up animals, that's bestiality my dude