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tahutoa
tahutoa
I thought that was the last guard of the millennial generation, to be honest, but I keep forgetting that I'm literally old enough to go on Paheal and have it not be illegal.
tahutoa
tahutoa
Where the fuck does that come from, and why did something so goddamn lame manage to catch on with today's youth (outside of desert hermits such as myself)?
stupidface
stupidface
My womanchild of a sister tries to insert this "expression" into everything she says. She's 31 years old
tahutoa
tahutoa
Nah man, if she's that fuckin' gay you gotta go the full mile; don't have the good graces to add the "wo", it lessens the impact. "My manchild of a sister." This way, it's just as much of a punch to the stomach, since it's already got that stigma behind it.

Also, tell me more. If one is lame enough to do that despite being over 25 there's gotta be some stories in there
stupidface
stupidface
Oooooooh there are many stories. Beyond eternally being a fellowkid, she's an oblivious narcissistic fuck that led her ex on for four years before divorcing out of the blue because she "got bored", even though he was a hard-working genuinely nice guy that everybody in the family liked. Now she's living in an apartment upstate hopping from job to job because she feels the need for constant change.

she also quotes unfunny 6-year-old Vines constantly so that's another reason to banish her to a deserted island with all the other narcissistic fuckwits of society
tahutoa
tahutoa
I hope you all keep in contact with the ex-husband, then.
Just a Wario Fan
Just a Wario Fan
¨Yeet¨ is only the tip of the iceberg, mate.
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