Updates. Everything wants to be updated all the time; on my phone, on Xbox. It's much worse with xbox because games want to update every two seconds and they're big as hell.
Phone: "You have 40+ updates pending". Do I even have that many apps? o.o
I'm flattered you asked for my help. Sadly, I can't find anything that would suggest that there's more to the flashwave than the loading screen in the page's code. Though it's still possible something is hidden in the javascript.
And I'm doing pretty fine overall.
Alright, that's fine and fair. If anything, I don't mind sexual references and the sort depending on context, it's just that when that's what 98% of the site becomes, then eh.
Target list? I admit I've been pretty testy concerning the forum lately, it's just that I found it a bit funny you wanted to help keep the site in check when you were part of all the detailed lewd shenanigans.