You were really close. "Loud WA with a terrible Russian accent".
Also
Ж instead of "zh"
Ш instead of "sh"
Щ instead of "shch" (not like "stch", it's a soft Ш)
No W, Q, H or Y. No "th" sound as well.
Some words from other languages have H substituted with G. There's a H (looks like Х), but it...