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I do hope we won't have to listen to that TTS voice for every single Practice. But the $40 USD price tag of the game doesn't exactly have me convinced that the voice acting budget was all that high. But who knows, maybe it does have Move It! tier of voice acting after all.

Sadly, I was too preoccupied with the company foundation anniversary that I forgot that Vernal Equinox was a day before. I also missed April Fools, but we know these pages likely won't change from year to year anyway. Although who knows, maybe someone will feel creative while rebuilding...

Happy company foundation anniversary. Today is the Japanese anniversary for WarioWare, Inc: Mega Microgames! release, which I guess makes sense as a day to fix the company's founding to. After all, one needs to establish in their home country before migrating abroad, right? (And the events...

Japan's Valentine's Day inverse; White Day. Knowing Mona, she probably gave Wario a gift on Valentine's. Now, Wario better give her something nice back.

I would honestly find a WarioWare story suddenly featuring generative AI to be both quite immersion breaking, and a sad reminder of how far small devs have fallen in the real world. But naturally, not everyone will see this story that way. Again, so long as the microgames are the same real dev...

While something already archived, may as well show off my own version. There's quite a few events running in March, not least of which is what Wario believes should be Mario Day, so stay tuned.

Finally, some just desserts for Wario's laziness this Valenbrainz Valentine's Day. While likely a predictable holiday, I'm documenting it here anyway for posterity.

Setsubun marks two holidays in a row (if Wario's Smash anniversary counts as one) where Wario is greedy enough to steal the special holiday spotlight from his employees. Although, given all of Wario's transformations, perhaps some folk in Japan ought to think him a spirit too. Now just wait...

Just one more day and we're back to Christmas itself; the holiday that started it all. Now what's left to do is to collect up everything we've missed. Sports Day, we shall avenge thee.

Don't forget the WarioWare website celebrations, too! Now, here's hoping that we can get an epic WarioWare game in 2026; the signs look to be there, except for Rhythm Heaven Groove that might mess the cadence up.

Perhaps a long shot, but might it be possible it was the core WarioWare creative team (Goro Abe, Ko Takeuchi, and the Paper Mario team of Intelligent Systems) that pushed for this to be released and/or made the trailer? Perhaps the same Wario passion project energy that keeps WarioWare alive...

I've said this before and will say this again: Princess Shokora would make a great Fantasy genre stage host. Her comparatively straight-laced nature even in cat form would contrast well against the trouble Dribble and Spitz find themselves in.

Piecing together the page's history from Wayback Machine, it shared the same Under Construction page as the Aroma Button until the Jan 2024 final update. Only after that update did the page get retooled to the joke a holiday form we see today. The first archive of the underlying contact.json...

Mayhap if only Wario got his labour thanksgiving for trying to finish the website, would this page be finished. Although this holiday is only penance for me missing out on Shichi-Go-San, which I don't think has ever been seen in its full glory. Oh well, at least we always have the JSON encoded...

If anything, WarioWare games (well, the normal modes) are characterised by their strong lives systems (where boss microgames means you can lose at most one microgame per cycle without being life-negative), whereas Wario Land games past II are well characterised by their lack of lives and...

Since Halloween 2025 is unchanged from last year, here's a throwback to a Reddit post which arguably was where it all began; when it became more common knowledge that the contact page is more seasonal than expected. As an aside, I've no idea why they chose to use her Gold Twist League art here...

I will admit that even though I went in to the Direct with no expectations, I didn't find anything that truly changed the game for me, but I'm happy for those who did. At least now we know the next obligatory Fire Emblem microgame, though.

It's also possible that there was a lot of voice actor swapping going on from Touched! to Smooth Moves meaning that both Swan and Ninomiya have legitimately voiced him, although the lack of any kind of by-character credits will make this hard to verify. In any case, it's fortunate that Melissa...

Mouse Mode I agree would probably be the safest bet and would probably put Drag x Drive to shame, although good luck fitting Intelligent Systems' obligatory Fire Emblem microgame onto that.

Sadly, this turned out to be the correct answer. No patch to Move It! was ever created, and the 1.0.0 version blithedly believes the Joy Con 2 are prim and proper Joy Con originals including the IR camera. Attempting to play an IR camera microgame anyway results in no camera feed, dooming you to...