Collecting all the unique WarioWare website Under Construction pages

Mayhap if only Wario got his labour thanksgiving for trying to finish the website, would this page be finished.
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Although this holiday is only penance for me missing out on Shichi-Go-San, which I don't think has ever been seen in its full glory. Oh well, at least we always have the JSON encoded text.
If only he knows that it’ll never be released. I missed out on Shichi go San Too.

You got sports day? You think we should also get the monthly Wario under construction ones.
 
Wow, surprised to still see activity in this thread. Since it seems most if not all of these were planned in advance, do you all think there was no intent on actually doing anything with this specific page? Was it just meant to be a joke?
 
Wow, surprised to still see activity in this thread. Since it seems most if not all of these were planned in advance, do you all think there was no intent on actually doing anything with this specific page? Was it just meant to be a joke?
Piecing together the page's history from Wayback Machine, it shared the same Under Construction page as the Aroma Button until the Jan 2024 final update. Only after that update did the page get retooled to the joke a holiday form we see today. The first archive of the underlying contact.json file also is only dated after that point.

Perhaps there were indeed plans to make a somewhat functional contact page, which were replaced with what we see today when that truly became unviable. Hey, at least it didn't end up being another gen AI chatbot!

If only he knows that it’ll never be released. I missed out on Shichi go San Too.

You got sports day? You think we should also get the monthly Wario under construction ones.
Unfortunately, I also failed to get Sports Day. That'll just have to go on the "things to do next year" thread. As to the monthly pages, I admit I did not start this thread with the intent of focusing on those specifically; but I suppose if one wants to volunteer their time to it, I've no objections to archiving them here.
 
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Christmas Eve ft. Spitz
 
That's two holidays in a row (if Wario's Smash anniversary counts as one) where Wario is greedy enough to steal the special holiday spotlight from his employees.
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Although, given all of Wario's transformations, perhaps some folk in Japan ought to think him a spirit too. Now just wait until they see 5-Volt at night; if only her appearance wasn't tied up in the far more self-demonstrating Mother's Day.

I may as well also note that someone has updated the Japanese original website's news banner to announce the addition of WWMM's soundtrack to Nintendo Music, although this update was not applied to the English version. At least it proves that they do have plans to keep it up to date with the latest WarioWare announcements, although I guess this change was too minor to bother whatever team translated the website to English. Hey, the luxury of an official translation is already a rarity enough for Nintendo's Japanese websites.
 
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