[Welcome to the RP, Cthuligi! ;)]
Viscount Wario: Wa Ha Ha! You a not a-kidding, Downtoad! Each-a one of you got a motive to kill the Marquess of Dinosaur Island, and none of us a-gonna leave this room til the murderer confess!
Lord Greg: Please, Viscount Wario, can we not be civilized about...