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Pollen in my face and heat on my head is literally the devil's sweaty loins given all-too-vivid reality. Send help.

(A little dirty) Two hunters are out in the woods, in a hunting stand. The one in the hat is just sitting there, while the one in the coat is looking through a rifle scope for deer. Coat turns to Hat and says, "Hey, man, I can see your cabin from here, your wife's cheating on you with another...

Hey, saw your post just today. Welcome to forums possibly starring Wario! Most of us think he's a pretty sweet dude with some pretty sweet games. Hope to see you around on the forums -- we talk about all sorts of junk, really, so there's lots to get caught up in. The drama! The suspense! The...

I've been asking a few people around my neck of the woods this question, and they tend to get confused, so I'll elaborate. What's your favorite idea? That is, what's a creative concept of yours (or maybe one you heard elsewhere) that struck your fancy? I'm not talking inventions or conveniences...

A blue anteroom with two doors in two corners, dark lighting, four candles. The air is heavy with dust, and the candles burn low in the blue, windowless darkness. It's the Blue Room.

I'm respectful to a fault, and sensible -- I've been called an old soul in a teenager's body. I've also been told I have a lot of wisdom and empathy for my age. I'm not greedy, and I'm not lustful, and I'm not prideful. Okay, maybe I'm a little prideful.Grrr:

Listening to Clint Eastwood, Feel Good inc., Melancholy Hill, Dare, Dirty Harry, 19 2000, Stylo, Plastic Beach, Broken, Do Ya Thing, and Saturnz Barz.

Yo, released just today, new album on April 28, first time since fokkin' 2010

Eyo, new to thread, grew up with Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine on Sonic Mega Collection, played some Kirby's Avalanche on the SNES, the like. I aim to get Puyo Puyo Tetris for SWITCH if I can get a hold of one, like the game. My brother hates anime and all related stuff, so he insists to...

Disrespectful people -- namely, asshats who think it's hilarious to beat other people down and make a monkey out of a poor teacher or employee somewhere for the sake of a joke. Also, closed-minded folks who refuse to listen to the other side of an argument or point of view, or take the time to...

I Love Ennio Morricone! He did the soundtrack for one of my favorite horror movies, The Thing (1982). As for me, I'm in a hardcore Gorillaz mood.

Listening to Clint Eastwood, Feel Good inc., Melancholy Hill, Dare, Dirty Harry, 19 2000, Stylo, Plastic Beach, Broken, Do Ya Thing...

Twilight Princess could always have been much greater, in my opinion. It hasn't aged kindly by time -- its HD remake was just a reskin, really, in comparison to Wind Waker HD's soundtrack and lighting update and Majora's Mask's added content and graphical overhaul. I can see why people don't...

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Playing Sonic Adventure 2 on my Gamecube -- raising my chao.