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  1. Mr. Cyril J. Proudbottom

    Tally-ho and tally-hum, me Wario-obsessin' chums! How's the world been treatin' yeh? Like a...

    Tally-ho and tally-hum, me Wario-obsessin' chums! How's the world been treatin' yeh? Like a bunch of washed up bums?
  2. Mr. Cyril J. Proudbottom

    And a fine evenin' to you, too!

    And a fine evenin' to you, too!
  3. Mr. Cyril J. Proudbottom

    Well, there goes Big Magma, the poor ol' sap. I hope he's well, wherever he is -- p'haps with...

    Well, there goes Big Magma, the poor ol' sap. I hope he's well, wherever he is -- p'haps with that "Angler" chap. Maybe these 'ere forums tend to get into a stew, but you brought a lot of joy to 'em. I hope we brought some to you, too. So, here's to you, Magma! I'll send you off with an...
  4. Mr. Cyril J. Proudbottom

    Spit, spit, spit. Saliva, spit, spit. Want some chewing gum? Get yer' own, twit.

    Spit, spit, spit. Saliva, spit, spit. Want some chewing gum? Get yer' own, twit.
  5. Mr. Cyril J. Proudbottom

    Well, ye' know wot they say down in ol' Hong Kong -- "Thanos did absolutely nothing wrong"!

    Well, ye' know wot they say down in ol' Hong Kong -- "Thanos did absolutely nothing wrong"!
  6. Mr. Cyril J. Proudbottom

    All your Super Crown transformations right-a there!

    Blimey, O' hang it, a've had it with yeh "waifu" sluts! A've not seen a more contrived excuse to force this anime smut. A fella' can 'ave his kinks fer things like bondage & "vore", but keep it off me forums -- keep it away, that Rule 34! There's many a place for that sorta' K. Rapp, but a...
  7. Mr. Cyril J. Proudbottom

    "Buttface"? What are ye', going on 10? That's an awfully childish insult for a 25-year-old chin.

    "Buttface"? What are ye', going on 10? That's an awfully childish insult for a 25-year-old chin.
  8. Mr. Cyril J. Proudbottom

    Blimey if I know -- 'E been off for years. That bloke's long absence makes me feel many a fear...

    Blimey if I know -- 'E been off for years. That bloke's long absence makes me feel many a fear...
  9. Mr. Cyril J. Proudbottom

    Wario's Companions

    That's a mighty nifty writeup, Prof. Mechano, sir! Did you type it on one of them computers? The ones that go "whirrr"? Anyway, concerning the topic at hand, I think Wario's best without his friendly-NPC-band. Sure, those gents can be a jolly bit of fun, But Wario works alone -- he doesn't...
  10. Mr. Cyril J. Proudbottom

    I may rate a lotta posts, but that's no big dough. Just call me Dumribble 2.0!

    I may rate a lotta posts, but that's no big dough. Just call me Dumribble 2.0!
  11. Mr. Cyril J. Proudbottom

    What about me old folk-singin' pal, Roger Miller? Aye, though most of his songs were something...

    What about me old folk-singin' pal, Roger Miller? Aye, though most of his songs were something of a filler...
  12. Mr. Cyril J. Proudbottom

    What are your deepest desires?

    O bother, o blimey, how this thread could go places. I expect replies from a lot of fetish-spouting basketcases. I can already hear them perverted weeaboos! Oh, I doubt that they'll come in mere ones and twos... Well, I see that we've already gone there. ...Please excuse a chap while he goes...
  13. Mr. Cyril J. Proudbottom

    Hullo, hullay! Good evenin', I say!

    You say the gold is good, but me heart says naught. I think you're a liar, a cheat, and a thot! But yer message contained words, and yer words aren't conformative. So, have a rating -- yer post was most informative. Cheerio, chastity!
  14. Mr. Cyril J. Proudbottom

    Hullo, hullay! Good evenin', I say!

    One fine mornin', me mum took a slam. And out came little me -- came out wit'uh bam! Me dad promptly ran off, come the following morn'. He didn't pay the taxes, 'cause he was much too forlorn. So the years went by, and I found meself the web. I love that Wario chap, so here is where I'll drop...
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