An example:
"Hey man I'm thirsty you got a sandwich I can borrow?"
"waa--? Okay, 1st of all, NO, we're in the middle of a WAAr, soldier!"
Here's my little story. Not too great, but mildly amusing, I think.
"What's on TV," Wario waandered to himself. ...Then it was apparent that no, really, him...