Here's a lovely little distraction. Clarence's Big Chance is one of those "I'm a loser, baby" games where the main character is not at all a bastion of morality and has a face not even a mother could love.
As you can tell from the crawl animation in the screenshot up there, it seems to be quite inspired by Wario Land.
The puzzles are great, the game takes quite a while to finish and the humor is top notch. The environments in this game are also completely different from what you normally would see in a platformer. In the above example, it's an office space, but there's also giant bathroom mazes and a retro computer level.
Basically, it's a standard day of an office worker only then exaggerated to all living hell.
Based on the style, levels of gross-out humor and the health system I'd say it's most like Wario Land 4, but without all the time limits. Hope you guys enjoy it as much as I did!
http://www.kongregate.com/games/Pseudolonewolf/clarences-big-chance
