Corrupt a Wish

SurrealBrain said:
One usr makes a wish, another grqnts the wish...but in a wqy that it's a negative outcome.

Like:

User 1: I wish it was cooler here.

User 2: Granted. Now the place is completely frozen, and you freeze with it.

And so on.

For th first wish; I wish I had an Amitie plush.
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Granted, but it's a plush of the abstract emotion of feeling friendship.
So, you get nothing. And feel slightly more French.
 
Granted. Have fun with Smash Wario, who farts in your face.

I wish they made legit copies of the Star Wars Holiday Special. Every copy I could buy is a bootleg.
 
SurrealBrain said:
Granted. Have fun with Smash Wario, who farts in your face.

I wish they made legit copies of the Star Wars Holiday Special. Every copy I could buy is a bootleg.
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Granted, This is the Star Wars Kwanzaa Holiday Special which was made by a fan that knows nothing about films.

I wish I could have every single game on Steam in my Library.
 
AwesomeCauliflower68 said:
Granted, This is the Star Wars Kwanzaa Holiday Special which was made by a fan that knows nothing about films.

I wish I could have every single game on Steam in my Library.
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Granted, but you have to go to an actual library to get them. Not only do you have the shame of trekking all the way to a repository of knowledge and walking right by the Ancient History and Physics sections in order to borrow Roundabout. Plus it's a type of shitty library that I've invented where you can only borrow one thing at a time.

I wish I had a shop nearby that sold 10-sided dice.
 
ChanceTime said:
Granted, but you have to go to an actual library to get them. Not only do you have the shame of trekking all the way to a repository of knowledge and walking right by the Ancient History and Physics sections in order to borrow Roundabout. Plus it's a type of shitty library that I've invented where you can only borrow one thing at a time.

I wish I had a shop nearby that sold 10-sided dice.
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Granted, but the dice are made of human flesh.

I wish I had a Rayman body. No limbs but floating Hands and Feet.
 
Sergeant. Hastagazpatcho said:
Granted, but you have no control over your hands or feet, I wish Nintendo would Give Wario another game . . . *Sobs Silently in the corner*
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Granted, but I've now scalped every last copy and am going to pedal them on to you guys for ridiculous amounts of money. I've then stated my reasoning is that Wario is only liked by hentai addicts, and have been really pissed off because the game didn't feature more worthwhile characters like 'Jumpman Mario'.

I wish I could teleport.
 
ChanceTime said:
Granted, but I've now scalped every last copy and am going to pedal them on to you guys for ridiculous amounts of money. I've then stated my reasoning is that Wario is only liked by hentai addicts, and have been really pissed off because the game didn't feature more worthwhile characters like 'Jumpman Mario'.

I wish I could teleport.
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Granted, but you teleport every 10 seconds and you can't teleport to the same place type.

I wish for E3 to be here faster.
 
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I wish that Tiny Wario would come back in a new Wario Land game if they ever make it.
 
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