Could Wario defeat Mario now?

My Uncle's friend's nephew's roomate's teacher's mother's dog's former owner's cousin's aquaintance's boyfriend's father's TV repair man's plumber's fireman's grandson's electrician's veterenarian's cat's flea's distant relative's murderer's landlord's toaster's company's CEO's colleague knows a guy who knows another guy who supposedly works at Nintendo, and he says that Wario can undoubtedly beat Mario, except if it's on a Tuesday and if Romaine Lettuce is involved.
 
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