Frediculous
Wario Fan Supreme
My Uncle's friend's nephew's roomate's teacher's mother's dog's former owner's cousin's aquaintance's boyfriend's father's TV repair man's plumber's fireman's grandson's electrician's veterenarian's cat's flea's distant relative's murderer's landlord's toaster's company's CEO's colleague knows a guy who knows another guy who supposedly works at Nintendo, and he says that Wario can undoubtedly beat Mario, except if it's on a Tuesday and if Romaine Lettuce is involved.