My Uncle's friend's nephew's roomate's teacher's mother's dog's former owner's cousin's aquaintance's boyfriend's father's TV repair man's plumber's fireman's grandson's electrician's veterenarian's cat's flea's distant relative's murderer's landlord's toaster's company's CEO's colleague knows a guy who knows another guy who supposedly works at Nintendo, and he says that Wario can undoubtedly beat Mario, except if it's on a Tuesday and if Romaine Lettuce is involved.