Cruelest or coolest girl you'll ever meet?

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So, what is that last line in Ashley's song anyway?

I always thought it was the former, but apparently they changed it for Super Smash Bros Brawl.

WarioWare

CHORUS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name, 'cause I am--
CHORUS: ASH-LEY! She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions
ASHLEY: You might be the ingredient I seek
CHORUS: Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor
ASHLEY: You should be afraid of the great--
CHORUS: ASH-LEY! She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair
ASHLEY: Who has time for girly things like that?

ASHLEY: Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you

Grandma's wig, this will make you big
Kitten spit, soon, your pants won't fit
Pantalones giganticus! Oh, no, not again...

CHORUS: She can rule the world and still finish all her homework
ASHLEY: Everyone knows that I'm the greatest--
CHORUS: ASH-LEY! You better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you
ASHLEY: I turned my teacher into a spoon

ASHLEY: I'm a slave to my spell book, and yes, it's true:

I don't have as many friends as you
But I think you're nice, and maybe we could be friends
And if you say "no", you're toast

CHORUS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name 'cause I am--
CHORUS: ASH-LEY! Just remember this when you see her on the street

ASHLEY: I'm the cruelest girl you'll ever meet.

Smash Bros


CHORUS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?

ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name, 'cause it's-

ALL: Ashley!

CHORUS: She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions.
ASHLEY: You might be the ingredient I seek.
CHORUS: Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor.
ASHLEY: You'd better be afraid of the great—

ALL: Ashley!

CHORUS: She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair.
ASHLEY: Who has time for girly things like that?

ASHLEY: Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you.

Grandma's wig, this will make you big.
Kitten spit, soon, your pants won't fit.
Pantalones giganticus! Oh no, not again.


CHORUS: She can rule the world and still finish all her homework.
ASHLEY: Everyone knows that I'm the greatest:
CHORUS: Ashley! You'd better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you.
ASHLEY: I turned my teacher into a spoon.

ASHLEY: I'm a slave to my spells, and it's true, well:

I don't have as many friends as you.
But I think you're nice, and maybe we could be friends.
And if you say no, you're toast.


CHORUS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name 'cause It's—

ALL: Ashley!

CHORUS: Just remember this when you see her on a street:
ASHLEY: I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet.

I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet.
I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet!

But I never heard the Smash one as coolest. Indeed, even now, I swear I hear it as cruelest. Anyone else? Both songs in next post...
 
For comparison, both songs:

WarioWare version of Ashley's theme:



Smash Bros version of Ashley's theme:



Anyone actually hear a difference in the lyrics?
 
Defenitely cruelest in the DS version and coolest in the Wii version :)
I did notice though that the lyrics for super smash bros say "and it's true, well" while it should be "and, yes it's true, well".
 
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