How old is Ashley (in the Japanese games)?

lol i wrote that mariowiki section

Someone ask Ko Takeuchi on twitter, lol. Not sure why people are hung up on ashuley's precise age vs the other characters, tbh.
 
Probably because a lot of people only trust japanese sources when it comes to what information can be considert "canon", Ashley being one of the only two Ware characters (the other one being Dr Crygor) to have an age stated in any source probably helps too.
 
I've always considered Ashley's age to be 15, since that's the only thing close to an official age we got. (She has no age in Japan though.)

In fact i'll just go ahead & list my headcanon ages for the characters. (Because why the hell not)

Wario - 26
Mona - 17
Jimmy T. - 28
Dribble - 4 (33 in Dog Years)
Spitz - 4 (26 in Cat Years)
Kat - 6
Ana - 6
9-Volt - 7
18-Volt - 10 (Read the headcanon thread for my explaination regarding his look.)
Orbulon - 2000
Dr Crygor - 56 (Penny would have to be a fully grown adult if Crygor was 103 like his bio said, That is, unless he or his own kids had children later.)
Ashley - 15
Penny - 13 (She is confirmed to be a middle school student, which is usually from 11-13)
Young Cricket - 16
Master Mantis - 75
 
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I always imagined 9-Volt as being 9 years old. :)
And for Orbulon, in the character stats for Mega Party Game$ his age is stated to be 2003 years. That game was from 2003, so he would be 2016 now.
 
Glowsquid said:
lol i wrote that mariowiki section

Someone ask Ko Takeuchi on twitter, lol. Not sure why people are hung up on Ashley's precise age vs the other characters, tbh.
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hahahahaha

You sweet summer child

She's a Lolita. I guarantee the traffic garnered there is almost entirely people being concerned as to whether they're allowed to get a stiffy for her.
 
tahutoa said:
hahahahaha

You sweet summer child

She's a Lolita. I guarantee the traffic garnered there is almost entirely people being concerned as to whether they're allowed to get a stiffy for her.
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That was in the back of 2015!Glowsquid's mind but I didn't want to come out and say it lol
 
To be honest I figured as much but to be fair I'm one of those people who actually does legitimately get intrigued by those relatively unimportant mysteries (in other words, the question at face value applies to me). How old is she exactly, that's actually a damn good question, because we keep getting mixed messages. Either way, we know that this cat's gonna have a sultry-as-hell deep-parentheses-for-a-girl-parentheses voice when she's older, given the timbre it's at currently.

also semi-related I can't really stand Penny Crygor's new voice (or Jimmy's for that matter but that's not as bad), Wario was def. the star of the show on that note. At least since Ashley's low-key emo they can't get away with making her sound annoying.
 
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