Spaghetti Western titles that are fake but sound real

[tahutoa]

...and may or may not feature Wario as a share-riff

"A Town Called Sandra"
"A Good Day to Die"
"Joy of the Chase"

actually these could work as Agatha Christie novels too, tbh. Or whoever it was that wrote Crocodile on the Sandbank (cool story btw)

 

[JulianT]

I have so many questions. I'm probably uncultured about this. What in the world is a Spaghetti western title?

 

[tahutoa]

I have so many questions. I'm probably uncultured about this. What in the world is a Spaghetti western title?

Spaghetti Westerns are cowboy movies

 

[JulianT]

Alright, I shall attempt.

HayRanch Road
Son of a Horse

 

[Crescent-Moon Villager]

The Good, the Bad, and How I Learned to Live With the Ugly

 

[tahutoa]

The Good, the Bad, and How I Learned to Live With the Ugly

nAH, that's a romcom

 

[tahutoa]

HayRanch Road
Son of a Horse

Son of a Horse Rider, on the other hand...

 

[KingDragonWario]

Ram Ranch

 

[Just a Wario Fan]

Spaghetti Westerns are cowboy movies

...with a mostly Italian cast and/or shot in Italy.

Anyway, here's mine:

For a few dollars less:
A story of a man's unrivalled greedyness.

(Totally not inspired by Wario. No, not at all.)

 

[tahutoa]

...with a mostly Italian cast and/or shot in Italy. ((informative... but i don't know if there are any deserts in Italy))

Anyway, here's mine:

For a Few Dollars Less
A story of a man's unrivalled greediness.

"Totally not inspired by Wario. No, not at all."

...and may or may not feature Wario as a share-riff

You kiddin', he's the star

 

[GreenToxic]

western spaghetti

 

[tahutoa]

western spaghetti

Western Dine-in
Eastern Dining

 

[Scyhh]

Ram Ranch

18 NAKED COWBOYS AT RAM RANCH! THEIR COCKS THROBBING HARD!

 

[tahutoa]

18 NAKED COWBOYS AT RAM RANCH! THEIR COCKS THROBBING HARD!

the hell they been feedin' them roosters for them to pulsate. those 18 cowboys ought to not be so distracted and get a veterinarian in

 

[Just a Wario Fan]

THEIR COCKS THROBBING HARD!

With cocks you mean guncocks, right?