Wario Teaches Typing - A Wario Text Adventure

The round starts, and they're teleported into a place with generators, but they see that Orbot is attacking them, as a red smiling figure.
Here's who each one is "playing as", do a bit of research yourself for context
Molten, Amy, Knuckles, Charles - Guest
(charge, block, punch)
Baker Man, Cream, Cosmo - Elliot (pizza throw, speed boost)
Sally - Shedletsky (sword, chicken)
Rouge - Two Time (stab, sneak, a second life)
Shadow - Chance (coin flip, gun, hp reroll, weakness stack reset)
Orbot - C00lkidd (projectile that goes through stuff and reveals whoever it hits, charge, spawns clones)

M: Wait, who are these 3?
A chipmunk in a blue jacket, a white bat and a stick figure walk around; Sally Acorn, Rouge the Bat and Charles Calvin
M: Oh well, at least they look like they can carry their own weight.
BM: I bet you know a bit about carrying your own weight, you got, what is that? 200lb of metal in you at almost all times?
M (whispering to Baker Man): Yeah, anyways, I just realized, Shadow, Amy and Sally are all here.
BM (whispering back): And?
M (still whispering): Sonic would probably get a bit nervous, amirite?
BM and Molt chuckle to themselves
Orb: I got you now!
Orbot uses Walkspeed Override towards them, but Molten blocks it
M: Cool, now lemme just-
Molten punches Orbot, stunning him, and then the two run
Cr: Ms Cosmo, you look adorable in a pizza delivery outfit!
C: Thank you, you do too Cream.
I'll probably be drawing them in Work At A Pizza Place attire sometime soon, this gave me the idea, I bet it's gonna be so cute
Baker Man runs by them, using Rush Hour, and makes them spin.
C: Hey, what was that for?
BM: Sorry, just trying to run from Orbot.
Meanwhile
Sal: Amy, Shadow, is that you?
SH: Yes, it's me, Shadow the Hedgehog.
Amy: Hi Sally! It's been a long time, hasn't it?
Sal: Oh, I know. I wish I could drop by for a visit sometimes, but after the lawsuit between Sega and Ken Penders, it feels like I'm just stuck.
Amy: I'm sorry to hear that, at least from what I've seen, people seem to like you.
Sal: Really?
SH: Yeah, but they DO think you two hate each other.
Sal: Why?
SH: Why do you think? Because of Sonic.
Amy: Really? We may both like him, but we don't let that get between us.
Orb: But maybe a Corrupt Nature will get between you.
SH: I got some coin flip charges for my gun and Reroll, so I'm going to...
Shadow shoots Orbot, stunning him
Rouge and Knuckles doing generator

R: Hey there Knuckles, fancy meeting you here.
Kn: Not the time Rouge, we're trying not to die, but that should be easy since it's just Orbot.
Meanwhile, on the phone:
[Av: Hey, Molt, what's up?
M: Av, I'm stuck in...
Molten looks around to see if the kids are close
M: fucking Forsaken, and Orbot is trying to kill us.
Av: That's strange, I should be able to help in not too long. We're in a park right now.
M: Lucky... Anyway, thanks, see ya bro.
Av: Take care in that while.]

BM: Charles is alive? Ah well, at least ge he only dies in one ending, there's one who seems to only have one ending as a whole that she dies in every time.
This is getting boring so I'll move over to Wario's crew's perspective now
 
W: So, do we sneak in all stealthy like or do we go in guns blazing?
Mnc: I think we should be stealthy, you guys agree?
D3: Alright, I'll stand outside in case crap hits the fan.
L: Alright, let's go in. Dedede, you wait on the roof.
D3: Got it.
Wario, Lucy and Manic sneak in, quietly taking out the guards and scouting the area until...
L: Oh crap, sorry.
Lucy hits the alarm on accident, and they get crowded fast
W: NOW!
Guard: (whirring sound of confusion)
The guards look up, terrified, at the incoming penguin with a hammer, who quickly blows them up, their nuts and bolts flying in all directions
W: Good one D3!
Mnc: Yeah, that's great man!
L: Don't relax just yet, they're coming still.
Mnc: I can't do anything right now, gotta be in sync with Sonic and Sonia to use my drums, and I don't think my drumsticks will do much.
D3: Can't you spindash like your brother or something?
Mnc: Lemme try.
Manic spindashes at the bots, beating them easily, and Lucy uses her abilities (I don't know what those are but she's the most powerful narrator according to Oh Boi so that might help us have ideas for them)
R (Sat): Ah, some pesky rebels, you're going to be fun to roboticize.
R (UG): Yes, one of those blasted hedgehogs too, we finally got one.
Mnc: Oh no, this doesn't look good...
 
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