What are the two things you’d like to ask your pet?

[Dead2009]

If im asking my cat it's "why do you always sit on my shoulder like a damn parrot" and "whats your obsession with clawing at a table?"

 

[JAGM-Georgy]

I think, when my cats were alive, I would ask them "are you always tired?" and "the cats's food is delicious for you, right?"