Most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you?

Just a Wario Fan

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What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you (and you dare to admit)?

Personally, I have been in many embarrassing situations, but these were the most embarrassing to me:

  • I accidentally blew up a small electric resistor in classroom by adding too much current. There was a big, bright flame and a loud ¨SSSHHHH¨-sound and the classroom was full of the nasty smell of burnt stuff. Just about everyone was looking at me with a ¨Haha! Look what you just did!¨ expression on their faces.
  • A few years back when I was still religious I was attending a Christmas church mass and when I stood up to receive the Host I accidentally bumped with my knee against the wooden bench and before I knew it I sweared ¨Godda-!¨ and again, everone was looking at me.
  • When I was in high school one of my classmates, who was notorious for peeping into cubicles, caught me wanking off in the toilet (yeah I had some issues back then) and he half-jokingly said that was going to tell my friends what I did in there, but luckily enough he didn't, though I still wonder how one of my former friends came to know about it.
There's at least one more embarassing thing, but these are so embarassing for me, even today that I'm ashamed of myself even by thinking about it so yeah.

So tell your most embarrassing story... if you dare. :^)
 
I have more thana few tales tell, luckily these are more funny than embarrassing looking back.

One time i pulled an all nighter to finish a report about Axolotls for middle school. That morning i was tired as hell and i fell asleep at breakfast and my face went straight into the syrup covered pancakes... I didn't notice until a full ten seconds afterwards that my face was marrinating in syrup. My mum was a bit pissed but everyone else just looked confused.

About 3 years ago i woke up a bit too early for work so i watched some good ol' Héñ†á¡ and then headed to work an hour later. Like an idiot i put the phone to sleep but didn't close the browser. On break i went to the break room and got a call so i went to the corner of the room to talk while everyone was sitting around relaxing so when i ended the call the phone continued playing and everybody heard "Onii-chan no echii~! Yaaaahh~♡" as i frantically tried to exit the browser.

About 15 months ago i was talking to my dad over the phone and he asked me what i was listening too because heheard music but i said it was just my 3DS. He asked me what i was playing and i respond with Pokémon ORAS. He's old fashioned so he just kinda argued with me saying that i should grow up... Being a bic boi succs, i get judged by dadda. :wurgh:

I've got plenty more but this is enough text for one post.
 
About 3 years ago i woke up a bit too early for work so i watched some good ol' Héñ†á¡ and then headed to work an hour later. Like an idiot i put the phone to sleep but didn't close the browser. On break i went to the break room and got a call so i went to the corner of the room to talk while everyone was sitting around relaxing so when i ended the call the phone continued playing and everybody heard "Onii-chan no echii~! Yaaaahh~♡" as i frantically tried to exit the browser.

That reminds me of another super embarrassing (but also quite funny) thing that happened to me at school: my friend and I were secretly watching porn on his smartphone in classroom, when all of a sudden the teacher and his intern stood behind us and said something like ¨Well, well... It seems like the information in your textbooks isn't ¨satisfying¨ enough for you¨ in a super sarcastic manner, and this caught the attention of the other students in the classroom as well. My friend tried to shut down his smartphone as quickly as he could, but the video kept playing for another half a minute or so, during which a small group of other classmates formed around us to see what was going on. We were both so embarrassed that we didn't say a word to each other and to other people for the rest of that day.
(Now that I come to realise about it, we used to be such a bunch of horny MFers back then.:wah:)

Didn't we already have a thread for embarrassing stories a while back? Could've sworn I'd read some from T3WB on a similar thread.

Yeah I thought so as well but I couldn't find it anymore so I made this one instead.









 



Yeah I thought so as well but I couldn't find it anymore so I made this one instead.

On one of the forums Im on, if someone finds an old thread and posts on it, everyone gets mad for necro-posting. BUT, at the same time, if you make a new thread on a topic that already has a thread buried somewhere thats been inactive for a while, people get mad that you made a new thread for an old topic.

You just cant win on the internet : p

And one time when my friend and I were young teens, he had the idea to go into a candle shop and smell the scented candles. I thought it was dumb but I did it anyway. Well, somehow I ended up dropping one of the candles and it totally shattered all over the floor. And the entire store stopped and stared right at me.

It was awful : p
 
On one of the forums Im on, if someone finds an old thread and posts on it, everyone gets mad for necro-posting. BUT, at the same time, if you make a new thread on a topic that already has a thread buried somewhere thats been inactive for a while, people get mad that you made a new thread for an old topic.

You just cant win on the internet : p

And one time when my friend and I were young teens, he had the idea to go into a candle shop and smell the scented candles. I thought it was dumb but I did it anyway. Well, somehow I ended up dropping one of the candles and it totally shattered all over the floor. And the entire store stopped and stared right at me.

It was awful : p

The whole argument behind "necro-posting" is groundless. What's so wrong with reviving a discussion on a still-relevant topic? You can review your old comments and see how you've grown as an individual.
If people are so uptight, they ought to put curfews and expiration dates on their comments/threads, otherwise button their big yaps. It's all a load of miscellaneous rubbish.
 
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We have a coffee maker like this and so I was making coffee and I turned on the wrong warmer which was on top. There were paper filters on top that ended up catching on fire. Luckily someone was around to put them out before the fire alarm went off. Being in a college fraternity, setting off the fire alarm would've landed us in hot water.
 
I remember when I was a kid I used to use urinal with my pants and undies all the way down, cuz I didn't know at the time that it was not socially acceptable to do so. So at school some of the kids told the teacher on me and I got in trouble :I

I've seen an old man do that, so I think perhaps it's a question of tradition and upbringing (then again, the poor old coot may have had dementia).
 
I remember when I was a kid I used to use urinal with my pants and undies all the way down, cuz I didn't know at the time that it was not socially acceptable to do so. So at school some of the kids told the teacher on me and I got in trouble :I

Pssssh, why on earth would you get into trouble for that? Your teacher knew nothing of kids. You cant know something is wrong until someone teaches you.

I used to have problems like that at school too, in fact it took me a little longer than most kids to learn how to tie my shoes (wasnt until 9), and I had this one teacher who was like angry about it. Like she even kept me from going on a field trip with the rest of the class because of it. She said, in front of my whole class, that I had to sit in the class room until I learned how to tie my shoes.
She acted as if I was refusing to learn. I just didnt understand HOW at that time. Was really mean.
 
Pssssh, why on earth would you get into trouble for that? Your teacher knew nothing of kids. You cant know something is wrong until someone teaches you.

I used to have problems like that at school too, in fact it took me a little longer than most kids to learn how to tie my shoes (wasnt until 9), and I had this one teacher who was like angry about it. Like she even kept me from going on a field trip with the rest of the class because of it. She said, in front of my whole class, that I had to sit in the class room until I learned how to tie my shoes.
She acted as if I was refusing to learn. I just didnt understand HOW at that time. Was really mean.

That's quite rude of her indeed.
 
Pssssh, why on earth would you get into trouble for that? Your teacher knew nothing of kids. You cant know something is wrong until someone teaches you.

I used to have problems like that at school too, in fact it took me a little longer than most kids to learn how to tie my shoes (wasnt until 9), and I had this one teacher who was like angry about it. Like she even kept me from going on a field trip with the rest of the class because of it. She said, in front of my whole class, that I had to sit in the class room until I learned how to tie my shoes.
She acted as if I was refusing to learn. I just didnt understand HOW at that time. Was really mean.


Yeah that was like pretty much the theme of my childhood :b getting into trouble for things, and not understanding why I got in trouble for them. Being at the mercy of asshole adults sucks.
 
And there's this I suddenly remember: I was in a bar with my friend (not the same one as from the classroom porn incident) playing pool. When I turned around the table to prepare for my shot, I accidentally shattered his glass of whisky and my beer on the table behind me with the cue. The bartender saw (and heard) this, and he ordered me to clean up the mess. But since I already was a bit tipsy this wasn't too easy. My friend said that I didn't have to get him another drink so at least that was friendly of him.
 
When I turned around the table to prepare for my shot, I accidentally shattered his glass of whisky and my beer on the table behind me with the cue.

Tsk, tsk... You can thank your lucky stars it wasn't a stranger's drink - especially the kind of riffraff who get volatile after having a few. Might have turned ugly!

Anyway, I have just one tale of terror to contribute here. It's a nasty little episode that occurred on an otherwise happy train journey with my family.
The train was "Puffing Billy", the world's oldest operating steam locomotive. It makes frequent stops to allow passengers to do some sight-seeing.
So anyway, old Billy made a stop at this playground, where my two younger bros and I got off to stretch our legs.
There was only one other kid there; a little chap no more than 6. He was mucking about while his parents/relatives yakked a few yards away. The trouble began when the kid started playing near my brothers. Somehow he hurt himself, or perhaps one of my brothers pushed him - I never got the whole story. All that mattered was the tyke began to bawl his eyes out, wailing like a banshee with a booboo. It was so loud, it attracted the attention of his father from their happy gathering.

The father was big, fat, and gruff, with a cockney accent and pasty complexion. He was bloody scary, friends. One protective parent you wouldn't want to cross.
He stormed over and demanded an explanation. Somehow his wailing boy gave him the impression we'd hurt the child. So after asking who did it, my terrified brothers gestured in my direction, as cowardly kids might do when faced with a frightening, ferocious, rotund beast.
I wasn't near the kid, nor the play equipment (I was the oldest one there!), but he stomped over anyway and got in my face. Now, I don't recall saying much of anything, but after turning to jelly for a bit, he left me with some words that hit hard; "If you ever touch my kid again, I will beat the shit out of you, and piss down your throat".
Yikes... Imagine an adult saying that to you when you're 12, in a cold and cutting voice. It was easily one of the most mortifying and harrowing confrontations of my life...

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Tsk, tsk... You can thank your lucky stars it wasn't a stranger's drink - especially the kind of riffraff who get volatile after having a few. Might have turned ugly!

Anyway, I have just one tale of terror to contribute here. It's a nasty little episode that occurred on an otherwise happy train journey with my family.
The train was "Puffing Billy", the world's oldest operating steam locomotive. It makes frequent stops to allow passengers to do some sight-seeing.
So anyway, old Billy made a stop at this playground, where my two younger bros and I got off to stretch our legs.
There was only one other kid there; a little chap no more than 6. He was mucking about while his parents/relatives yakked a few yards away. The trouble began when the kid started playing near my brothers. Somehow he hurt himself, or perhaps one of my brothers pushed him - I never got the whole story. All that mattered was the tyke began to bawl his eyes out, wailing like a banshee with a booboo. It was so loud, it attracted the attention of his father from their happy gathering.

The father was big, fat, and gruff, with a cockney accent and pasty complexion. He was bloody scary, friends. One protective parent you wouldn't want to cross.
He stormed over and demanded an explanation. Somehow his wailing boy gave him the impression we'd hurt the child. So after asking who did it, my terrified brothers gestured in my direction, as cowardly kids might do when faced with a frightening, ferocious, rotund beast.
I wasn't near the kid, nor the play equipment (I was the oldest one there!), but he stomped over anyway and got in my face. Now, I don't recall saying much of anything, but after turning to jelly for a bit, he left me with some words that hit hard; "If you ever touch my kid again, I will beat the shit out of you, and piss down your throat".
Yikes... Imagine an adult saying that to you when you're 12, in a cold and cutting voice. It was easily one of the most mortifying and harrowing confrontations of my life...

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That's not even that embarrassing, but just plain out scary. I feel glad for you that it did end well.
 
I once wanted to sit down on a chair. But there was no chair, I realised too late... Some prick stole it while I was busy. Grrr: But there were only a few people who saw it happening, though.
 
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