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Pretty uninteresting

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Mario at 60 is too busy fighting colorectal cancer to fight Bowser.

Can we get a source for this? Sounds interesting.

Monaware and the bassist conducted a soul-transference in that moment and became two starstruck lovers, who were destined to meet again at some unspecified time in the future

I thought for sure Mario and Princess were gonna get actually-married at the end of Odyssey, but Nintendo would never freaking lock themselves into something like that I guess. It surely would've made Odyssey more memorable though... "Oh, you mean the one where Mario and Peach got married...

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Spectre Knight was awesome yeah. Even better than the base game imo

I mean, the Plague Knight campaign was pretty garbage so I wouldn't assume anything

Oh, I didn't know that was out yet. Is it any good?

Popple, Shadow Thief

Wario would go into a school wearing a black trenchcoat and pumped-up-kicks, then he would reach into his backpack for a Kalashnikov and start shooting

Wario is a fucking boomer

He's a fat, greedy capitalist hick so probably

I'm probably gonna be playing Crash Team Racing NF for the rest of 2019, but I'm definitely looking forward to Link's Awakening. Loogi's Third House will prolly be a fun halloween jaunt, but I doubt they'll do anything groundbreaking with it. The 2nd one was pretty forgetable.