Mr. Cyril J. Proudbottom

Tally-ho and tally-hum, me Wario-obsessin' chums! How's the world been treatin' yeh? Like a bunch of washed up bums?

Well, there goes Big Magma, the poor ol' sap.
I hope he's well, wherever he is -- p'haps with that "Angler" chap.
Maybe these 'ere forums tend to get into a stew,
but you brought a lot of joy to 'em. I hope we brought some to you, too.
So, here's to you, Magma! I'll send you off with an "adieu".
Stay safe, keep in form, and life'll see you through.

Spit, spit, spit.
Saliva, spit, spit.
Want some chewing gum?
Get yer' own, twit.

Your icon pretty much states " pony butts for everyone! "

I may rate a lotta posts, but that's no big dough. Just call me Dumribble 2.0!