Shanice

Orbulon: "Malk."

Someone: *looks to see if the coast is clear then inhales" Sabby Brina: "Now listen here you little shit, who I bet is an Ashley fanboy who faps to her every day! ASHLEY'S NOT HOT. AND ORBULON HAS DONE NOTHING TO YOU! IF YOU DON'T LIKE HIM, JUST STICK WITH FRICKIN ASHLEY AND LEAVE THE LITTLE DUDE ALONE, YOU MEAT BEATING SWINE."

Someone: "M-" Pistachio Shack, Joie Sour Salt, and Sabby Brina: "WHAT ABOUT ORBULON???? HE'S A MARIO CHARACTER TOOOO!!!! PUT HIM IN THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM, NINTENDO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Hello there, Shanice! Welcome to the club! We're all very pleased you could make it (hope the traffic wasn't too bad). Enjoy your stay!