I'd better stop this here before I get carried away. I can't while away the hours rhyming all day. "AH-HA-HA-Ha-Ha-Haaaahhhhhh...." Ehhh... a bit shabby, but it'll do in a pinch.
uhh... there one was a girl named areli whom very much liked calamari. she met a guy named kai and he liked hentai which made areli pale like barley.