ATTENTION ALL WARIO GAMERS

[Magma]

Attention all Wario gamers, Wario is in a bit of a pinch and he needs YOUR HELP. Wario is about to embark on his newest business endeavor and he needs some money to get started and a couple of pizzas. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But you better be quick so Wario can make an epic amount of money.

Spoiler

Don't actually do this

 

[KingDragonWario]

This was the best thing I've read all day.

 

[GreenToxic]

Darn it, you got me excited!

 

[LarioWand]

if I send pizza can I get a prototype?

 

[thegoodguyslose]

Where's the link to the GoFundMe page????

 

[Magma]

if I send pizza can I get a prototype?

You will get the satisfaction of knowing Wario satisfied his need for pizza time

 

[LarioWand]

You will get the satisfaction of knowing Wario satisfied his need for pizza time

pizza time!

 

[Crescent-Moon Villager]

MOM! GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD, WARIO NEEDS MY HELP!

 

[Cresh]

Oh if someone actually comissioned VoiceoverPete to do this...

 

[MonaWare]

Nothing will top his attention garfield kart gamers video

 

[Boppity BopPop]

It is my destiny to serve the almighty wario to help him make it rich...




And give him a couple pizzas.