Ayo, new boi

[Sugarwatermix]

Hey hi how are you, I've been lurking as a guest the last couple days and now I'm actually signing up. Other than being a fan of the Wario series (obviously), I love horror films, competitive fighting games, all types of music (punk, hip hop, metal, and so on), weeb stuff, and memes. I'm currently in my senior year of high school, and I want to attend a film school afterwards.
So yeah thats just a little run down, looking forward to being here!

 

[stupidface]

Glad to have ya'. With a name as drab as Sugarwater you should fit right in around h--

weeb stuff

uh-oh spagghetioh

 

[Crescent-Moon Villager]

Greetings, what is your favorite tileset? Do you prefer Sangria purple or the more eye-catching Mulberry purple overalls, as is standard in current canon? What is your favorite pixel in the idle animation of WL4?

 

[GreenToxic]

Bienvenido, hermano. Hay que lavar las manos antes de comentar, el inodoro está ahí. También, se habla "wah" aquí. Usa mucho cuidado porque hay muchos fans de Ashley jaja (es un chiste).

 

[Sugarwatermix]

Glad to have ya'. With a name as drab as Sugarwater you should fit right in around h--


uh-oh spagghetioh

Think weeb stuff in the most ironic sense of the term

 

[Sugarwatermix]

Greetings, what is your favorite tileset? Do you prefer Sangria purple or the more eye-catching Mulberry purple overalls, as is standard in current canon? What is your favorite pixel in the idle animation of WL4?

Well personally, I opte much more for the classics, so I have to go for the sangria purple with the yellow long sleeve shirt, call me simple but that’s just how I prefer my obese 90s video game icons. As for my favorite pixel in the WL4 sprite, haha well as somebody who eats, sleeps, pisses, drinks, and breathes (in that order) said animation, I much prefer the fourth pixle from the top of the head. Always will have a soft spot for any sprite around the right knee, as every fan does.

 

[Metal]

Little Dick Wick, played with his prick, don't his smell just make you sick

 

[Sugarwatermix]

Little Dick Wick, played with his prick, don't his smell just make you sick

OKAY! I’ll just tell the whole story of how I broke my New 3DS XL and maybe then you’ll stop bullying me. I hate to admit it, but I get angry when I lose at video games. From getting my a** kicked in Super Smash Bros, dying in Mario, people bullying me on Roblox using the names xx_xx, and these stupid guys on the Mario Wiki called Alex95 and TheFlameChomp banning me for putting totally justified information on the Super Mario Sunshine Page. This particular incident involved me playing Kirby and The Amazing Mirror. What I really REALLY hate about the earlier Kirby games is that you lose your copy ability after EVERY hit you take and I think some people agree with me too. In this game, I kept dying and kept losing my copy ability after these stupid fire things kept hitting me. I could not stand it anymore, so I threw my 3DS on the ground and the two screens broke apart. So yeah that’s how I broke my 3DS. I’m pretty sure that most people are just going to be ignorant and downvote this comment just because it’s me writing this. It’s usually the anime fans and gaming professionals that make fun of me because they say “You’re not good enough” or “Get away you stupid 7 year old” well get some better knowledge, I’m 14 years old and I’m in 8th grade, a 7 year old would never be able to write something as long as this. Get you act straight anime fans, stop making fun of everybody who is not as good as you in video games.

 

[stupidface]

OKAY! I’ll just tell the whole story of how I broke my New 3DS XL and maybe then you’ll stop bullying me. I hate to admit it, but I get angry when I lose at video games. From getting my a** kicked in Super Smash Bros, dying in Mario, people bullying me on Roblox using the names xx_xx, and these stupid guys on the Mario Wiki called Alex95 and TheFlameChomp banning me for putting totally justified information on the Super Mario Sunshine Page. This particular incident involved me playing Kirby and The Amazing Mirror. What I really REALLY hate about the earlier Kirby games is that you lose your copy ability after EVERY hit you take and I think some people agree with me too. In this game, I kept dying and kept losing my copy ability after these stupid fire things kept hitting me. I could not stand it anymore, so I threw my 3DS on the ground and the two screens broke apart. So yeah that’s how I broke my 3DS. I’m pretty sure that most people are just going to be ignorant and downvote this comment just because it’s me writing this. It’s usually the anime fans and gaming professionals that make fun of me because they say “You’re not good enough” or “Get away you stupid 7 year old” well get some better knowledge, I’m 14 years old and I’m in 8th grade, a 7 year old would never be able to write something as long as this. Get you act straight anime fans, stop making fun of everybody who is not as good as you in video games.

It depends on what model. You can watch Pornhub on the New Nintendo 3DS or New Nintendo 2DS via the internet browser. The site may not load normally, if that occurs, then switch to view mobile site/version. You can enable that in the quick setting by pressing the menu on the bottom right corner of the touch screen, or by pressing the start button. ZR pulls up your open tabs, and you can have up to 12 tabs open at a time, so it's pretty convenient. Pressing the select or ZL button pulls up your bookmarks, you can have up to 99 bookmarks, and 5 sites are bookmarked by default: Google, Yahoo, YouTube, a guide/manual to the internet browser and Nintendo's official page. You don't need the manual, the official site doesn't load anymore on the internet browser, YouTube depends if you want to watch videos in the browser, or you decide to download the app from the eShop and take up storage space. Then you have your search engine of choice, leaving you with 98 or 97 bookmarks. When you watch a video, you can use the touch screen or circle pad to navigate the video. The A button can be used to pause, B to stop watching, L to rewind by 10 seconds, R to skip ahead by 15 seconds, and the C stick changes the speed/pitch of the video. You can watch videos in 3D, but it isn't recommended, it won't give the effect like playing games does. The volume can be changed on the left side of the top screen, and are able to plug in headphones so you don't disturb others. You don't just have to use Pornhub, I've tried using XVideos, XNXX, Hentaigasm, and Hentai Haven, although HH may take a while to load, it's worth it. The 3DS isnt the best way to view porn, but it's pretty handy, plus no one knows why you would have a 3DS(unless there's nut stains on it, then people will get suspicious). Anyway, hope you enjoy blasting rope to porn at 480p on a Nintendo handheld console.

 

[Kokonoe]

Little Dick Wick, played with his prick, don't his smell just make you sick

Metal
Stop and settle
Pot calling black the tea kettle
Fapping is your own nettle
Behold my endless mettle
Bury you in pretty petals

 

[Glowsquid]

OKAY! I’ll just tell the whole story of how I broke my New 3DS XL and maybe then you’ll stop bullying me. I hate to admit it, but I get angry when I lose at video games. From getting my a** kicked in Super Smash Bros, dying in Mario, people bullying me on Roblox using the names xx_xx, and these stupid guys on the Mario Wiki called Alex95 and TheFlameChomp banning me for putting totally justified information on the Super Mario Sunshine Page. This particular incident involved me playing Kirby and The Amazing Mirror. What I really REALLY hate about the earlier Kirby games is that you lose your copy ability after EVERY hit you take and I think some people agree with me too. In this game, I kept dying and kept losing my copy ability after these stupid fire things kept hitting me. I could not stand it anymore, so I threw my 3DS on the ground and the two screens broke apart. So yeah that’s how I broke my 3DS. I’m pretty sure that most people are just going to be ignorant and downvote this comment just because it’s me writing this. It’s usually the anime fans and gaming professionals that make fun of me because they say “You’re not good enough” or “Get away you stupid 7 year old” well get some better knowledge, I’m 14 years old and I’m in 8th grade, a 7 year old would never be able to write something as long as this. Get you act straight anime fans, stop making fun of everybody who is not as good as you in video games.

holy shit that takes me back

that guy spammed our email for WEEKS

 

[Sugarwatermix]

It depends on what model. You can watch Pornhub on the New Nintendo 3DS or New Nintendo 2DS via the internet browser. The site may not load normally, if that occurs, then switch to view mobile site/version. You can enable that in the quick setting by pressing the menu on the bottom right corner of the touch screen, or by pressing the start button. ZR pulls up your open tabs, and you can have up to 12 tabs open at a time, so it's pretty convenient. Pressing the select or ZL button pulls up your bookmarks, you can have up to 99 bookmarks, and 5 sites are bookmarked by default: Google, Yahoo, YouTube, a guide/manual to the internet browser and Nintendo's official page. You don't need the manual, the official site doesn't load anymore on the internet browser, YouTube depends if you want to watch videos in the browser, or you decide to download the app from the eShop and take up storage space. Then you have your search engine of choice, leaving you with 98 or 97 bookmarks. When you watch a video, you can use the touch screen or circle pad to navigate the video. The A button can be used to pause, B to stop watching, L to rewind by 10 seconds, R to skip ahead by 15 seconds, and the C stick changes the speed/pitch of the video. You can watch videos in 3D, but it isn't recommended, it won't give the effect like playing games does. The volume can be changed on the left side of the top screen, and are able to plug in headphones so you don't disturb others. You don't just have to use Pornhub, I've tried using XVideos, XNXX, Hentaigasm, and Hentai Haven, although HH may take a while to load, it's worth it. The 3DS isnt the best way to view porn, but it's pretty handy, plus no one knows why you would have a 3DS(unless there's nut stains on it, then people will get suspicious). Anyway, hope you enjoy blasting rope to porn at 480p on a Nintendo handheld console.

I see that you posted this 19 hours ago. I can only hope that in that time your wife has caught you ferociously masturbating onto your nintendo screaming "Oh Mario!" the fact that you have a wife and still play the nintendo is a disgrace and you should be absolutely ashamed of yourself you infantile degenerate. The fact that you have a nintendo is contemptible- grow up and face the real world. And the fact that you are asking strangers for advise about how to hide porn on your nintendo (a product intended for use by children) demonstrates how undeveloped your personality really is. Not only have you not moved on from your days as a loner teenager with no mates who needs to look for comfort and companionship on a screen with pretend characters, but you neglect your own wife and her sexual needs by fantasising over women you will never know. You are nothing but a **. You are going to drive your wife away from you unless you turn off your gadgets and act like a man.

 

[Sugarwatermix]

holy shit that takes me back

that guy spammed our email for WEEKS

I literally found it on r/copypasta a few days ago lmao

 

[Kokonoe]

It depends on what model. You can watch Pornhub on the New Nintendo 3DS or New Nintendo 2DS via the internet browser. The site may not load normally, if that occurs, then switch to view mobile site/version. You can enable that in the quick setting by pressing the menu on the bottom right corner of the touch screen, or by pressing the start button. ZR pulls up your open tabs, and you can have up to 12 tabs open at a time, so it's pretty convenient. Pressing the select or ZL button pulls up your bookmarks, you can have up to 99 bookmarks, and 5 sites are bookmarked by default: Google, Yahoo, YouTube, a guide/manual to the internet browser and Nintendo's official page. You don't need the manual, the official site doesn't load anymore on the internet browser, YouTube depends if you want to watch videos in the browser, or you decide to download the app from the eShop and take up storage space. Then you have your search engine of choice, leaving you with 98 or 97 bookmarks. When you watch a video, you can use the touch screen or circle pad to navigate the video. The A button can be used to pause, B to stop watching, L to rewind by 10 seconds, R to skip ahead by 15 seconds, and the C stick changes the speed/pitch of the video. You can watch videos in 3D, but it isn't recommended, it won't give the effect like playing games does. The volume can be changed on the left side of the top screen, and are able to plug in headphones so you don't disturb others. You don't just have to use Pornhub, I've tried using XVideos, XNXX, Hentaigasm, and Hentai Haven, although HH may take a while to load, it's worth it. The 3DS isnt the best way to view porn, but it's pretty handy, plus no one knows why you would have a 3DS(unless there's nut stains on it, then people will get suspicious). Anyway, hope you enjoy blasting rope to porn at 480p on a Nintendo handheld console.

Someone needs to put you on a leash.

 

[stupidface]

I see that you posted this 19 hours ago. I can only hope that in that time your wife has caught you ferociously masturbating onto your nintendo screaming "Oh Mario!" the fact that you have a wife and still play the nintendo is a disgrace and you should be absolutely ashamed of yourself you infantile degenerate. The fact that you have a nintendo is contemptible- grow up and face the real world. And the fact that you are asking strangers for advise about how to hide porn on your nintendo (a product intended for use by children) demonstrates how undeveloped your personality really is. Not only have you not moved on from your days as a loner teenager with no mates who needs to look for comfort and companionship on a screen with pretend characters, but you neglect your own wife and her sexual needs by fantasising over women you will never know. You are nothing but a **. You are going to drive your wife away from you unless you turn off your gadgets and act like a man.

I masturbate to art, and yourself? I masturbate to talent. You masturbate to exploitation. Even the willing body has sold itself to into bodily pleasure, like a self-slave. But I? I find biological release is heightened when the mind is stimulated. I don't find anime women attractive, I don't see big boobs as big boobs, I see the commentary on modern beauty, it's there, if you look close enough (if you can try to stare for a second at the digital line stroke - the artist's fingerprint - instead of the nipple - which, on the subject, that digital medium exists at all is inherently an intellectual accomplishment and de facto an intellectual delight). So yes, I have a pillow wife, because technology has given me no other choice. She has deeper conversations with me than any man (or woman) ever could. Artists slave for 70 hours a week and, well I minored in economics, I am fully unashamed to provide demand for a product. I pay $200/month in patreon dues but have at my disposal a near constant stream of intellectual smut (google juxtaposition - I utilized a literary device). Whatever, I'm done with you, kid.

 

[Kokonoe]

I can't help but feel this way. When I was small I kept thinking of how I could fit inside mummy's tummy again, return to my warm home. So one night I crawled up mummy's kersplashna and made it my safe place. Mummy was upset but I told her I love mummy and she went back to sleep. Every night after I peepee in toilet I would go sleep in mummys kersplashna. As I got older it was harder to fit inside, one day she bled and I felt real bad, so I took off my clothes to make more space and slept but it didn't smell like home anymore it smelt like...death? Time went on, she healed but now I am too big to fit inside and I am without a home. I am making a gofundme to enlarge her kersplashna please send me funds.

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[Sugarwatermix]

I masturbate to art, and yourself? I masturbate to talent. You masturbate to exploitation. Even the willing body has sold itself to into bodily pleasure, like a self-slave. But I? I find biological release is heightened when the mind is stimulated. I don't find anime women attractive, I don't see big boobs as big boobs, I see the commentary on modern beauty, it's there, if you look close enough (if you can try to stare for a second at the digital line stroke - the artist's fingerprint - instead of the nipple - which, on the subject, that digital medium exists at all is inherently an intellectual accomplishment and de facto an intellectual delight). So yes, I have a pillow wife, because technology has given me no other choice. She has deeper conversations with me than any man (or woman) ever could. Artists slave for 70 hours a week and, well I minored in economics, I am fully unashamed to provide demand for a product. I pay $200/month in patreon dues but have at my disposal a near constant stream of intellectual smut (google juxtaposition - I utilized a literary device). Whatever, I'm done with you, kid.

I disagree. Coldplay are the musical equivalent of missionary sex with the lights out at medium pace for 6 minutes before you both go back to your separate beds: technically it’s alright, but you probably want a little bit more from life. In contrast, Maroon 5 are what a 40 year old divorced balding father in a fedora listens to in order to seem relatable to younger women whilst trying to pick them up in his red porsche cayenne that he got after selling the house and splitting the cash with his ex-wife while his slightly chubby 10 year old son in a backwards snapback shouts memes at the younger women in an effort to wingman his dad.


Like, what do you do at a Maroon 5 concert? You don't dance or jump around because all their songs are at such boring paces, you don't get emo or cry because their lyrics are all too average. She Will Be Loved doesn't touch you because it's so insincere, same with Payphone. I mean, theoretically Moves Like Jagger could incite a dream sequence where you managed to get with Christina Aguilera and she sang You're Beautiful to you and you felt validated as a human being with insecurities and hopes and dreams and fears, but for the most part you pretty much just have to resort to sitting on a soccer mum's lap and nodding politely whenever they play shit that's not a single because fuck knows nobody has ever listened to a Maroon 5 record all the way through.


And I feel so bad for being so outraged at them because they are the musical equivalent of lukewarm bathwater. It's like being angry at a medium-sized grey fence. It shouldn't piss you off, because it does literally nothing except be mediocre, but God does that offend me 10x more than anything more polarising artists like Bieber or Minaj could ever put out, because at least they're being controversial. And I'm sure Maroon 5 are nice dudes too, but Jeffrey Dahmer probably seemed like a nice dude too before he would eat your organs, which is exactly what happens to me every fucking time I hear Sunday Morning.

 

[Just a Wario Fan]

What I really REALLY hate about the earlier Kirby games is that you lose your copy ability after EVERY hit you take and I think some people agree with me too. In this game, I kept dying and kept losing my copy ability after these stupid fire things kept hitting me.

Yeah, I kinda agree with this. It is especially annoying in places with many spikes, like Carrot Castle for example. Or underwater, where you have do depend on spitting jets after you've been hit even once. Luckily, the Sword ability can be used underwater in almost every game.

You can watch Pornhub on the New Nintendo 3DS or New Nintendo 2DS via the internet browser.

Why didn't I know this before? Now I'm actually considering buying a New Nintendo 3DS.

@Sugarwatermix Welcome to Wario Forums, by the way!

 

[CM30]

Welcome to Wario Forums @Sugarwatermix! Enjoy your stay.

 

[tahutoa]

I can't help but feel this way. When I was small I kept thinking of how I could fit inside mummy's tummy again, return to my warm home. So one night I crawled up mummy's kersplashna and made it my safe place. Mummy was upset but I told her I love mummy and she went back to sleep. Every night after I peepee in toilet I would go sleep in mummys kersplashna. As I got older it was harder to fit inside, one day she bled and I felt real bad, so I took off my clothes to make more space and slept but it didn't smell like home anymore it smelt like...death? Time went on, she healed but now I am too big to fit inside and I am without a home. I am making a gofundme to enlarge her kersplashna please send me funds.

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Someone needs to put you on a leash.

This is actually a masterful copypasta, all things considered: it's pathetic and sad, but also childlike & naive and. and gross and weird. and squick as fuck. If anyone needs to be told to grow the fuck up, it's this narrator, my friend.