Granted. We now live in the stone age, full of nomadic traders without currency.
I wish for an infinite number of drawback-free wishes.
I wish for an infinite number of drawback-free wishes.
Corrupt a Wish
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Granted, you can now wish Ashley of Warioware a good day an infinite number of times.
I wish I was the best at any of the Smash bros games, old and newer.
I wish I was the best at any of the Smash bros games, old and newer.
granted, but suddenly, no ones interested in a friendly match anymore.
i wish for more wishes.
i wish for more wishes.
Granted, but each one can only be for more wishes.
I wish to be the monarch of this planet.
I wish to be the monarch of this planet.
reminds me of a silverstein poem.
Granted but all the people relocated to another planet.
I wish for a glass of water.
Granted, but the water comes from dirty pot hole puddles outside.
I wish Ashley from Wario series was real and we were best friend! :3
I wish Ashley from Wario series was real and we were best friend! :3
Granted, but Hulk Hogan also got a huge monetary award for saying several racist things while having an affair. Yay, justice?
I wish the court proceedings involved Randy Savage rising from the grave to elbow drop Gawker executives.
I wish the court proceedings involved Randy Savage rising from the grave to elbow drop Gawker executives.
Wheres your wish?
I guess his wish was the condition to mine being granted. I guess I'll take it.
So are you gonna wish for something or what? Come on, I want to fuck up someone's wish!
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I'll make another wish. I wish Wario games were super popular! (Ha, corrupt it you guys! I dare ya!)
Wario is now the most successful video game franchise of all time, but every other franchise has been erased from history. Congratulations.
Not bad, I must say. Welp, you didn't make a wish, I might as well go for another round! >:3
I wish Ashley and Red (Warioware series) had brand new plushies of themselves for sale in our world!
I wish Ashley and Red (Warioware series) had brand new plushies of themselves for sale in our world!
Ah crap.
ANYWAY. Wish granted, but all of the plushies are laced with anthrax.
I wish I had a better memory.
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Granted, but now you never forget anything bad.
I wish I was more capable of remembering things which are useful to me while discarding things that hinder my ability to function as an individual or are otherwise useless to me.
I wish I was more capable of remembering things which are useful to me while discarding things that hinder my ability to function as an individual or are otherwise useless to me.
Reboot. (King's wishes are really hard to corrupt. : P)
I wish the Nintendo Badge Arcade would get new Ashley badges everyday.
I wish the Nintendo Badge Arcade would get new Ashley badges everyday.