http://cdn02.nintendo-europe.com/me..._GameBoyAdvance_WarioLand4_EN_DE_FR_ES_IT.pdf
It's from the official Nintendo website, and it's still so cool how Wario is narrating everything in it. For example:
Also known as how we help people who can't figure out the control schemes in a Wario game. What, four buttons and a D-Pad is too complicated for you?
If Wario was a politician, I would vote for him immediately. He's a greedy, somewhat amoral jerkass... but he's also an honest, greedy, somewhat amoral jerkass. Which automatically puts him above every politician who's ever lived.
Forget Barack Obama on that 'hope' poster. We need one with Wario on it.
Someone needed to tell this to Earthwake in Mario & Luigi Dream Team, who realised exactly why being heavy like a hammer was a bad idea.
We know!
I'm sure a lot of people would say that about themselves...
I wonder who he means? Princess Shokora? Captain Syrup? Mona?
God, I'd love to see a bunch of selfies with people posing like this:
Wario, predicting mobile games 14 years before they were ever much of a thing!
A great description of New Super Mario Bros 2!
The quote of the century people. If there's ever a life philosophy to adopt, this is probably it. If you have to choose between having lots of friends and being a billionaire, take the latter. Money makes people agree with you.
He must love Smash Bros then!
I'm now picturing Mr Burns in The Simpsons, who did the exact same thing. Except unlike the awesome Wario, he struggled and lost to the baby.
From:
http://www.nintendo.co.uk/Games/Game-Boy-Advance/Wario-Land-4-267596.html
So yeah, anyone else think the manual is awesome?
It's from the official Nintendo website, and it's still so cool how Wario is narrating everything in it. For example:
Also known as how we help people who can't figure out the control schemes in a Wario game. What, four buttons and a D-Pad is too complicated for you?
If Wario was a politician, I would vote for him immediately. He's a greedy, somewhat amoral jerkass... but he's also an honest, greedy, somewhat amoral jerkass. Which automatically puts him above every politician who's ever lived.
Forget Barack Obama on that 'hope' poster. We need one with Wario on it.
Someone needed to tell this to Earthwake in Mario & Luigi Dream Team, who realised exactly why being heavy like a hammer was a bad idea.
We know!
I'm sure a lot of people would say that about themselves...
I wonder who he means? Princess Shokora? Captain Syrup? Mona?
God, I'd love to see a bunch of selfies with people posing like this:
Wario, predicting mobile games 14 years before they were ever much of a thing!
A great description of New Super Mario Bros 2!
The quote of the century people. If there's ever a life philosophy to adopt, this is probably it. If you have to choose between having lots of friends and being a billionaire, take the latter. Money makes people agree with you.
He must love Smash Bros then!
I'm now picturing Mr Burns in The Simpsons, who did the exact same thing. Except unlike the awesome Wario, he struggled and lost to the baby.
From:
http://www.nintendo.co.uk/Games/Game-Boy-Advance/Wario-Land-4-267596.html
So yeah, anyone else think the manual is awesome?
) and I must've somehow gotten a counterfeit copy since the manual was a crappy photocopy with a bunch of pages missing and the pages not even being in order. 