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Spare me the thought of Wario procreating.
Anyway, I made some cool Original Donut Steel Characters of hypothetical lil' babs of Wario and his Spider-Man-like rogue gallery of love interests. I've only finished two right now, so here they are:
BAM
Hypothetical Child One!
Between Wario and Shokora:
Princess Baniru
I drew this with my finger jfc
Baniru was born to Wario and Shokora. She lives at the Golden Pyramid, which Wario renovated using his massive amounts of treasure, into a place suitable for a family to live. It now has butlers, catering, Electricity, air conditioning, you name it. It almost feels like Shokora is royalty again. Considering Wario has plenty of cash, he often just stays at home with his wife and child.
Baniru greatly takes after her mother, from her appearance to her personality, although thanks to her father, she is a bit more adventurous and excitable than her mother is. She often is read to before bed: Wario regals his daughter with tales from his treasure hunting adventures, while Shokora often teaches her the history of the Pyramid and her royal lineage. They both have warned her about the Golden Diva, and have a backup plan in case the Diva is resurrected and ever returns for vengeance.
Baniru, like her mother, tends to turn into a cat during certain magical circumstances. Namely, when she was born, an extra CD materialized in the sound room. When played, it transforms the young Princess from Cat to Human and vice versa. It was therefore named "Baniru's Melody".
The tiara on her head was made by Wario himself, out of solid gold. It was modeled after the Golden Pyramid, with Shokora providing her own jewelry to perfect it. Shokora had taught Baniru how to sew at a young age, and as a result, she sewed Wario's extra overall buttons onto her favorite jacket, as seen here. Baniru means the world to Wario and he is often overprotective of her. He often does whatever she wants him to do, but luckily for him, she doesn't take advantage of it too often.
Baniru is adventurous, curious, kind, and very smart. She has a love of learning and traveling, which she often does with her father. She enjoys traveling through the foliage of the Golden Pyramid, as well as taking visits to Diamond City to visit WarioWare or her "Uncle" Waluigi, whom she is quite fond of.
All in all, their family may not be true royalty anymore, but she is excited to take on the responsibility that comes with the Golden Pyramid.
This is of course an AU where Shoko doesn't bite the dust.
Anyway, I made some cool Original Donut Steel Characters of hypothetical lil' babs of Wario and his Spider-Man-like rogue gallery of love interests. I've only finished two right now, so here they are:
BAM
Hypothetical Child One!

Between Wario and Shokora:
Princess Baniru
I drew this with my finger jfc
Baniru was born to Wario and Shokora. She lives at the Golden Pyramid, which Wario renovated using his massive amounts of treasure, into a place suitable for a family to live. It now has butlers, catering, Electricity, air conditioning, you name it. It almost feels like Shokora is royalty again. Considering Wario has plenty of cash, he often just stays at home with his wife and child.
Baniru greatly takes after her mother, from her appearance to her personality, although thanks to her father, she is a bit more adventurous and excitable than her mother is. She often is read to before bed: Wario regals his daughter with tales from his treasure hunting adventures, while Shokora often teaches her the history of the Pyramid and her royal lineage. They both have warned her about the Golden Diva, and have a backup plan in case the Diva is resurrected and ever returns for vengeance.
Baniru, like her mother, tends to turn into a cat during certain magical circumstances. Namely, when she was born, an extra CD materialized in the sound room. When played, it transforms the young Princess from Cat to Human and vice versa. It was therefore named "Baniru's Melody".
The tiara on her head was made by Wario himself, out of solid gold. It was modeled after the Golden Pyramid, with Shokora providing her own jewelry to perfect it. Shokora had taught Baniru how to sew at a young age, and as a result, she sewed Wario's extra overall buttons onto her favorite jacket, as seen here. Baniru means the world to Wario and he is often overprotective of her. He often does whatever she wants him to do, but luckily for him, she doesn't take advantage of it too often.
Baniru is adventurous, curious, kind, and very smart. She has a love of learning and traveling, which she often does with her father. She enjoys traveling through the foliage of the Golden Pyramid, as well as taking visits to Diamond City to visit WarioWare or her "Uncle" Waluigi, whom she is quite fond of.
All in all, their family may not be true royalty anymore, but she is excited to take on the responsibility that comes with the Golden Pyramid.
This is of course an AU where Shoko doesn't bite the dust.
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Or just Wario/Syrup like CM30 suggested.
