If Wario is a businessman, why does he live in a small house/appartment/whatever humble beginning?

[WaGroose]

Just curious. If you all could answer this in a serious manner it would be greatly appreciated.

 

[Magma]

A big house is too much trouble to keep clean and Wario wouldn't pay anyone to clean it. Hence why he downgraded from a castle.

 

[WaGroose]

That is true... and what I would also do if I were as rich as Wario.

 

[Just a Wario Fan]

A big house is too much trouble to keep clean and Wario wouldn't pay anyone to clean it. Hence why he downgraded from a castle.

That's a very plausible headcanon. Knowing Wario, he would be too lazy keep even the outside of his castle tidy when it gets dirty over time. Also, think about how much rent and heating costs a castle will bring. I think Wario loves castles to live in, but he's probably not very interested in permanently inhabiting one.

 

[KingDragonWario]

My headcanon is because the first WarioWare takes place after Wario World, where he lost his castle and the Spritelings weren't able to get it back.

 

[Ninja_Cat]

The answer is in your topic title; it's humble, cozy, relaxing, and as Magma said, Wario's small kitchen is probably messy enough as it is!

 

[Kokonoe]

In Land he owns castles which feels more apt.

 

[Garbon]

Wario just buys new living spaces because he's that rich. Either that or when he trashes his old place from doing one of his great schemes, or just from being unwilling to tidy up, he doesn't bother cleaning and buys a new place instead.

 

[Just a Wario Fan]

or just from being unwilling to tidy up, he doesn't bother cleaning and buys a new place instead.

Buying a new house so you don't have to clean your old one? That's what I call lazy. And that's something Wario might very well do!