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Joe

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Hi all! Some of you may have seen me around ...or not. Either way I am Joe and its nice to be here!

I've been looking around for another forum or two to hang out at, so, I've landed here!
 

JoeKarta

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Which Joe are you? Uncle Joe? Karate Joe? JoeKarta? Plain old regular Joe the youtube guy? Joe who's called daddy by people for some reason. With such a common name I don't know if you are one of those Joes or a completely new one. Ready to tell me your backstory?

WTWF.
 

Gizmo

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I like how your name is Joe and your avatar is Glass. Feel free to sit with Gizmo in the French corner we've set up.
Welcome!

Just by reading that, I sometimes wonder, why nobody banned you or someone put you in a prison cell just for that dry joke.
...But since I'm a good person with a golden heart and also you love Wario, you're forgiven. <3
 

Joe

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Which Joe are you? Uncle Joe? Karate Joe? JoeKarta? Plain old regular Joe the youtube guy? Joe who's called daddy by people for some reason. With such a common name I don't know if you are one of those Joes or a completely new one. Ready to tell me your backstory?

WTWF.



Evil volcano cultists abducted me as a baby. I was saved from mass baby sacrifice by two paladins, one a wise-cracking rookie representing St. Cuthbert and the other a by-the-book veteran spreading the word of Pelor. In an explosion-filled magic carpet chase through the underground geyser system, the head cultist managed to possess me just before biting it. I was taken to an orphanage where eventually a master of kung-fu adopted me, recognizing me potential even at such an early age. I spent my childhood learning how to punch and kick, but mostly to seek inner peace. At night, I warred with the spirit of the cultist in my dreams, besting him in his weakened form, but I slowly came to realize that one day, he would overpower me. At the age of nine, I fled the monastery and fell into the hands of some gnomish sailors, who tried to sell me into slavery to an Orcish cabal of alchemists. The sale was interrupted by a raiding party of gnolls, though. In the ensuing battle, my left arms was crippled while stealing a worg and attempting to ride to safety. I trudged on through the deserts and plains and foothills, subsisting off of the (un)mercy of nature and fleeing the daily hordes of monsters and unnameable entities. After weeks of travel, I made it to a trading hub and apprenticed myself to the mad cleric of Olidamarra who healed my arm....several times after repeatedly crippling it for laughs. For years, I was used as guinea pig for the cleric's wizard friends, gaining all manner of maladies and additions to my physical form. During a boring afternoon, the evil cultist guy in my soul finally took over and promptly murdered the cleric, using my mouth to scream something about "violations" and weeping profusely. I regained control weeks afterward to realize that I was suddenly a famous adventurer, having defeated some guy which was totally bad ass (even though I don't remember it. But I do have a wooden fish souvenir thingy.)

Hello, and welcome to the Wario Forums! Remember to OBEY WARIO, DESTROY MARIO!
Thanks!

Will do :p

Joe is everywhere. Who is Joe? Joe is love and Joe is life. We welcome Joe.

Heh, thanks.

I love light bulbs!Lightbulb:

Cool :p

Welcome to the forums, Mr. Oker. Hope you enjoy your stay here. We encourage fun. :)

Thanks!

Welcome, Joe who?Huhwaht?:

Thanks, apparently I'm Joe "Oker" according to @SurrealBrain :p

Thanks!

It means Vampire Wario is coming to get ya! BEWARE OF HIM!!


Oh and also, welcome aboard Joe, hope you have a nice stay here! c:
Thanks!

I like how your name is Joe and your avatar is Glass. Feel free to sit with Gizmo in the French corner we've set up.

Welcome!
Thanks!
 

ZonicZoneCop

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J-Joe, is that you?
 

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