Mario Randomness thread

[Metal]

Since we had a Wario randomness thread I've decided our sancho panza of a plumber deserved one as well.

Remember guys.

 

[Cheesehead]

Know who else shouldn't forget? Waluigi.

 

[Crescent-Moon Villager]

Waluigi is circumcised though.

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

Foreskin or not, wash the damn thing

 

[Just a Wario Fan]

Remember guys. View attachment 7643

Mario visits young, completely unfamiliar boys when they take a bath? Is he a pedophile or what?

Waluigi is circumcised though.

According to various highly reliable and very serious media sources, he's not:
Nintendo Confirms Waluigi is Uncircumcised for Some Reason

Nintendo Confirms Waluigi is Uncircumcised for Some Reason | Waluigi | Know Your Meme

 

[Magma]

Mario visits young, completely unfamiliar boys when they take a bath? Is he a pedophile or what?



According to various highly reliable and very serious media sources, he's not:
Nintendo Confirms Waluigi is Uncircumcised for Some Reason

Nintendo Confirms Waluigi is Uncircumcised for Some Reason | Waluigi | Know Your Meme

WWE2K19: Special Edition to Include Full Refund No way would this ever happen. I am doubting how reliable this website really is.

 

[Just a Wario Fan]

WWE2K19: Special Edition to Include Full Refund No way would this ever happen. I am doubting how reliable this website really is.

I meant ¨reliable¨ in an ironic way.

 

[Magma]

I meant ¨reliable¨ in an ironic way.

I was playing along by pretending to be a little skeptical even though it's obvious that it's a joke website.

 

[Metal]

Rick Sanchez Mario

 

[MrLlort]

"I'm-a going to fly for you. Mmmmmmph...mmmmmmmmph....mmmmmmmmph....mmmmmmmph...KRSH! Ow! ... I hit my nose."
One of many reasons MTT is the best PC game.

 

[Metal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachme...440_226372354841040_2606044992522682368_n.mp4

 

[Cheesehead]

17 weeks ago I had a dream where Mario looked like this

 

[Just a Wario Fan]

Haven't had a good laugh at a Mario vid in a while. Until now.

 

[KingDragonWario]

"I'm-a going to fly for you. Mmmmmmph...mmmmmmmmph....mmmmmmmmph....mmmmmmmph...KRSH! Ow! ... I hit my nose."
One of many reasons MTT is the best PC game.

Mario Teaches Typing 2 actually taught me how to type when I was younger, no joke.

 

[Behonkiss]

Did anyone else ever see this reanimated collab of the SMW cartoon? Legit great stuff in here.

 

[Vivid Sniper]

Random out of context scan of a old Mario manga, where Captain Syrup starts patting Mario's man parts.

 

[Metal]

Random out of context scan of a old Mario manga, where Captain Syrup starts patting Mario's man parts.

Is she going to give mayreo a trouser kiss?

 

[Metal]

Don't really want to make a thread for luggy anyways he's part of Mayreo's world so here ya go guys.

 

[Metal]

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]