I'll have you know that I earned a planet with my glorious face on it! Besides, what kind of comeback is "You, freak." when I clearly described how my nose and finger are both of normal proportions?
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- Thread starter JoeKarta
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You look like you're 10 years old! You don't even have muscles!
You just can't see my awesome biceps, because I'm not flexing all the time. If you wanna talk about being in shape, how about we address your belly over there? Yours protrudes like an overinflated balloon, while I have a perfect, sturdy frame.
At least my mouth doesn't look like a sunrise.
You said mango earlier. If you're gonna insult the real Wario, at least make your insults consistent!
Thanks for the garlic, I needed a snack before I went treasure hunting!
I'll have fun stealing your cash!
I'll have fun stealing your cash!
Ugh, You imbeciles are grating on my nerves, you're both worthless, end your arguments.
Can it, eyebulge! You haven't been able to steal any valuables since 2007.
And what were those valuables, anyway? Bananas? What kind of thief are you?
For once, I agree with him. You couldn't steal any riches if they were guarded by a Spearhead!
You think you're so good at stealing. Try and steal that savage idiot Donkey Kong, I dare you.
Why don't I just steal you? Your scales could make me a lotta gold...
We could make a crocodile skin handbag, and sell it for a massive profit. The crown we can just fight over.
That's disgusting, murder is only fun when you're doing it to Kong's.
You're one to talk about disgusting, scale-head.
You have the nerve to call me disgusting!!?? You hideous idiot!!! How dare you, I will find you and feed you to my Klaptraps!!!
Wah! Why? What? I'm an insane idiot who murders. *insert disclaimer here*
You're an embarrassment to Warios! We kill with reason. And that reason is usually gold.
Isn't there any other people here besides three Wario's?