...HEY let's look at the bright side! In a way the characters weren't added because they got unique features and they didn't wanna strip them down of these for the sake of a silly generic title uwu
...replace "fart attack" for "shoulder barge" and this is actually uh, good. Yeah.
Godammit Miyamoto I respect you but you're fuckin up big time.
This has been the community's growing sentiment in general for a while now