The Rotten Garlic: Things about Wario I hate?

Wario Man

CEO of Wario Ware
Here are some things I hate about Wario(He's awesome, don't ban me.:mad:)

1: He is fat and dumb

2: He falls for any money related bribe, making him Gaming's Most Used Pawn(besides Knuckles)

3: He doesn't kill Mario when he has a chance.

4: He helps Mario, but hates him?

5: He plays Mario Party and Mario Kart and more with him, Bowser does too, but at least he still has his mean attitude.

6: He is disgusting.

7: Nintendo only made Wario Ware because it was supposed to be filled with random and Wario is stupid enough to do the random.

8: He has like five vehicles, but only uses one?

9: He has a castle in Land, but a cottage in Ware?

10: How did he magically fly from Kitchen Island to Diamond City?

11: Treats Waluigi like crap

12: First, he wears yellow, then wears a biker suit, then a Weird Yellow Top Hat suit, then a superhero suit, then an auctioneer suit. How many clothes does this man own?

Do comment. wariosm2;
 
I don't hate anything about him, he plays the character he's supposed to do extremely well. I guess he could be more friendly sometimes, especially to his WarioWare employees, but then again, he's greedy/selfish, and if he has any good feelings for them, it makes sense that he keeps it to himself.
 
Wario himself? Nothing. He's one of the best crafted Nintendo characters.

His series however have some bumps here and there.
 
He's not real though, so he has no power.

Unless:

He manages to hypnotize them with Mario Land 2 Advert and Wario Land 1 Advert.

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