The Rotten Garlic: Things about Wario I hate?

Wario Man

CEO of Wario Ware
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Here are some things I hate about Wario(He's awesome, don't ban me.:mad:)

1: He is fat and dumb

2: He falls for any money related bribe, making him Gaming's Most Used Pawn(besides Knuckles)

3: He doesn't kill Mario when he has a chance.

4: He helps Mario, but hates him?

5: He plays Mario Party and Mario Kart and more with him, Bowser does too, but at least he still has his mean attitude.

6: He is disgusting.

7: Nintendo only made Wario Ware because it was supposed to be filled with random and Wario is stupid enough to do the random.

8: He has like five vehicles, but only uses one?

9: He has a castle in Land, but a cottage in Ware?

10: How did he magically fly from Kitchen Island to Diamond City?

11: Treats Waluigi like crap

12: First, he wears yellow, then wears a biker suit, then a Weird Yellow Top Hat suit, then a superhero suit, then an auctioneer suit. How many clothes does this man own?

Do comment. wariosm2;
 
I don't hate anything about him, he plays the character he's supposed to do extremely well. I guess he could be more friendly sometimes, especially to his WarioWare employees, but then again, he's greedy/selfish, and if he has any good feelings for them, it makes sense that he keeps it to himself.
 
He's not real though, so he has no power.

Unless:

He manages to hypnotize them with Mario Land 2 Advert and Wario Land 1 Advert.

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