What if they remade Super Mario RPG today?

[BooDestroyer]

I was going to post this in the M&L remake thread, but it would seem a bit out of place. Now, looking at the many changes that game has made, this has got me wondering.


How would a SMRPG remake turn out?

-The Terrapins would be replaced with regular Koopa Troopas.
-Spikeys (and other variants) would become Spinies.
-The moles in Molevile would look...more...like...Monty...Moles...?
-Before anyone else says it, all Toads would be "normalized", including the Chancellor (replaced with Toadsworth?) and whatever Yaridovich was.
-Heavy Troopa/Tub-O-Troopa would be changed to...larger versions of Sky Troopa/Malakoopa?

Also, today's Square isn't what it used to be. Food for thought.

I've got nothing else. What else do you think would be changed about it?

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

Instead of Toad teaching you about Timed Hits its Starlow. Also she needs to ask you if your sure and the game has 999X the amount of tutorials.

 

[Magma]

Geno would still be nowhere to be seen.

 

[BooDestroyer]

In which case, this remake wouldn't happen at all.

It still is Square's game, technically. Remaking it would require them in the first place.

 

[Magma]

Nah, they'll find a way to exclude him. There is a big anti-Geno conspiracy going on.

 

[BooDestroyer]

Totally stopped Smash 4, right?

 

[Magma]

Stop stop you've dragged my joke through the mud enough

 

[Crescent-Moon Villager]

Why does everyone get such a hard on for Geno anyway? I've never played Mario RPG beyond like 30 minutes, but what is so appealing about a wooden doll Vaati-lookalike?

 

[BooDestroyer]

Quite honestly, I have no idea either. He was actually the most boring, generic part of the game. (Looks ugly too)

And Mallow was always way better.

 

[Metal]

Why does everyone get such a hard on for Geno anyway? I've never played Mario RPG beyond like 30 minutes, but what is so appealing about a wooden doll Vaati-lookalike?

Nobody gets a hard on for mallow :c

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

I get hard on for Mallow.

 

[ShyGuyXXL]

...replaced with regular Koopa Troopas...
...would become Spinies...
...would look more like Monty Moles...
..."normalized"...
...replaced with Toadsworth...
-...changed to...

On second thought, let's not remake Mario RPG...

...'tis a silly idea.

 

[The 3rd Wario Brother]

Your right, they should remake Hotel Mario instead

 

[Nitwit]

I was going to post this in the M&L remake thread, but it would seem a bit out of place. Now, looking at the many changes that game has made, this has got me wondering.


How would a SMRPG remake turn out?

-The Terrapins would be replaced with regular Koopa Troopas.
-Spikeys (and other variants) would become Spinies.
-The moles in Molevile would look...more...like...Monty...Moles...?
-Before anyone else says it, all Toads would be "normalized", including the Chancellor (replaced with Toadsworth?) and whatever Yaridovich was.
-Heavy Troopa/Tub-O-Troopa would be changed to...larger versions of Sky Troopa/Malakoopa?

Also, today's Square isn't what it used to be. Food for thought.

I've got nothing else. What else do you think would be changed about it?

Did you forget about this remake?